Top 25 Dirty Jokes To Make You Laugh Out Loud

These Top 25 Dirty Jokes are pretty great and pretty dirty! Everyone loves jokes. As they say, laughter is the best medicine. And yes, while clever and smart jokes are wonderful and so are silly jokes, there’s just something almost, raw and natural about a dirty joke.

Chances are, everyone’s told one at some time in their life. Even people who seem much too modest have probably told a dirty joke or two. That being said, there are still jokes out there you wanna be careful with whom you share. Sharing dirty jokes with friends is one thing. Sharing dirty jokes with your family or boss or random strangers? That’s a completely different situation and it could get you in trouble.   

As long as you use discretion,  you can even use the jokes to break up an awkward situation. So without further ado,  here are 25 dirty jokes you may want to share with friends, but not your mother!

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25

A Fishy Joke

25https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Men_fly_fishing.jpg

Question: What do you call an expert fisherman?
Answer: A Master Baiter

24

Something to chew on...

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Question: What does in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?
Answer: Chewing gum

23

There's a double meaning in there...

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Question: What’s long, hard and erects stuff?
Answer: A Crane!

22

The probably hurts...

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Question: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
Answer: A rip-off!

21

A bathroom joke....sort of.

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Question: Why can’t you hear a psychologist using the bathroom?
Answer: Because the ‘p’ is silent!



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