If you’ve ever been in an awkward social situation or stumbled across one of those awkward silences during a conversation, you’ll know how useful it would be to have something to say…anything at all. Well, although it does take a bit of smoothness, random witty remarks and quick jokes are some of the best ways to mitigate these situations. These are 25 quick jokes to kill an awkward social moment!
I didn't want to believe that my friend was stealing while working for the transportation department, but when I went to visit him at his place and all the signs were there.
If you get knocked over the head with a coffee cup...have you been mugged?
The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms.
conjunctivitis.com... now that's a site for sore eyes
How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Whithers.
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