Do you consider yourself to be a funny person? Well, whether you do or you don’t, we’re here to help make you even funnier! Okay, probably not. But at least we can brighten up your day with some humor. As they say, laughter is the best medicine! These are the 25 silly jokes that will have you laughing in no time.
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Source: reddit.com Guardians of the Galaxy
Which two letters in the alphabet are always jealous?
Source: reddit.com NV
Did you hear about the guy who drank 8 Cokes?
Source: reddit.com He burped 7Up
What's the purpose of reindeer?
Source: reddit.com To make the grass grow sweetie
Why could the lifeguard not save the hippie?
Source: reddit.com He was too far out man!
Why don't ants get sick?
Source: reddit.com Because they have little antybodies.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Source: reddit.com Aye matey
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
Source: reddit.com One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common.
Source: reddit.com Icy dead people
How do you get two whales in a car?
Source: reddit.com Start in England and drive west
And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.
Source: reddit.com But John came fifth and won a toaster.
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
Source: reddit.com He ate the pizza before it was cool.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Source: reddit.com They lactose.
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
Source: reddit.com Make me one with everything
What's ET short for?
Source: reddit.com He’s only got little legs.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Source: reddit.com Fsh
Did you know that Jesus drove a Honda but just didn't talk about it?
Source: reddit.com John 12:49 – For I did not speak of my own accord.
Interviewer: Describe yourself in three words...
Source: reddit.com Interviewee: Lazy
Why did the mustard cross the road?
Source: reddit.com To ketchup with the mayonnaise.
What does a Chinese bear use to cook his food in?
Source: reddit.com A pan… duh!
An elf, a man, and a wizard walk into a bar.
Source: reddit.com The hobbit laughs as he walks under it.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Source: reddit.com Put a little boogie in it
Did you guys hear about the fires that broke out in the circus?
Source: reddit.com They were intense.
Why can't T-Rexes clap their hands?
Source: reddit.com They are extinct
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Source: reddit.com The “p” is silent
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