25 Silly Jokes That Will Have You Laughing In No Time

Do you consider yourself to be a funny person? Well, whether you do or you don’t, we’re here to help make you even funnier! Okay, probably not. But at least we can brighten up your day with some humor. As they say, laughter is the best medicine! These are the 25 silly jokes that will have you laughing in no time.

25

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

samsungSource: reddit.com

Guardians of the Galaxy

24

Which two letters in the alphabet are always jealous?

scrabbleSource: reddit.com

NV

23

Did you hear about the guy who drank 8 Cokes?

cokeSource: reddit.com

He burped 7Up

22

What's the purpose of reindeer?

reindeerSource: reddit.com

To make the grass grow sweetie

21

Why could the lifeguard not save the hippie?

lifeguardSource: reddit.com

He was too far out man!

20

Why don't ants get sick?

antsSource: reddit.com

Because they have little antybodies.

19

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

pirateSource: reddit.com

Aye matey

18

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

hippoSource: reddit.com

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

17

What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common.

shipSource: reddit.com

Icy dead people

16

How do you get two whales in a car?

whaleSource: reddit.com

Start in England and drive west

15

And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.

toastSource: reddit.com

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

14

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

pizzaSource: reddit.com

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

13

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

cowSource: reddit.com

They lactose.

12

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?

hot dogSource: reddit.com

Make me one with everything

11

What's ET short for?

etSource: reddit.com

He’s only got little legs.

10

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

fishSource: reddit.com

Fsh

9

Did you know that Jesus drove a Honda but just didn't talk about it?

steering wheelSource: reddit.com

John 12:49 – For I did not speak of my own accord.

8

Interviewer: Describe yourself in three words...

dogSource: reddit.com

Interviewee: Lazy

7

Why did the mustard cross the road?

mustardSource: reddit.com

To ketchup with the mayonnaise.

6

What does a Chinese bear use to cook his food in?

pandaSource: reddit.com

A pan… duh!

5

An elf, a man, and a wizard walk into a bar.

hobbitSource: reddit.com

The hobbit laughs as he walks under it.

4

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

kleenexSource: reddit.com

Put a little boogie in it

3

Did you guys hear about the fires that broke out in the circus?

fireSource: reddit.com

They were intense.

2

Why can't T-Rexes clap their hands?

t-rexSource: reddit.com

They are extinct

1

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

pterodactylSource: reddit.com

The “p” is silent



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