Do you consider yourself to be a funny person? Well, whether you do or you don’t, we’re here to help make you even funnier! Okay, probably not. But at least we can brighten up your day with some humor. As they say, laughter is the best medicine! These are the 25 silly jokes that will have you laughing in no time.
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
Which two letters in the alphabet are always jealous?
Did you hear about the guy who drank 8 Cokes?
He burped 7Up
What's the purpose of reindeer?
To make the grass grow sweetie
Why could the lifeguard not save the hippie?
He was too far out man!
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antybodies.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common.
Icy dead people
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west
And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything
What's ET short for?
He’s only got little legs.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Did you know that Jesus drove a Honda but just didn't talk about it?
John 12:49 – For I did not speak of my own accord.
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Why did the mustard cross the road?
To ketchup with the mayonnaise.
What does a Chinese bear use to cook his food in?
A pan… duh!
An elf, a man, and a wizard walk into a bar.
The hobbit laughs as he walks under it.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it
Did you guys hear about the fires that broke out in the circus?
They were intense.
Why can't T-Rexes clap their hands?
They are extinct
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
The “p” is silent
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