Having jokes is all well and good, but do you want to take things to the next level? Well, math is where it’s at. By combining the two of them, you can be both funny and smart. Okay, we’re joking, these joke will probably just make you look like a nerd. But hey, there’s nothing wrong with that. These are 25 Best Math Jokes That Are Actually Pretty Hilarious!
Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
Did you ever look at your X and think Y?
What kind of baby does a triangle have?
A cute one
Hint: acute angle
A mathematician just had a baby. His friend asks, "Is it a boy or a girl?" To which the mathematician replies, "Yes."
Hint: think in terms of logic. Had the question been, “Is it a boy or a girl or an alien or a dog or a car or a duck?” The answer would be still be yes because it is in fact one of those things.
What did the acorn say when it grew up? Gee, I'm a tree!
What did the zero say to the eight?
What's the value of a contour integral around Western Europe?
Zero because all the poles are in Eastern Europe.
Hint: poles (Poland)
My life is complex. It has both real and imaginary parts.
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Alcohol and mathematics don't mix...Never drink and derive.
Did you hear about what happened to the statistician?
What do you call a young eigensheep?
It’s a lamb, duh!
Why do mathematicians like parks?
Because of all the natural logs.
Who was the fattest knight at the round table?
How did he get so fat?
He ate too many π’s
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side.
Hint: mobius strips only have 1 side
A man walks into a bar and asks for ten times the number of beers as the last guy. "Well, that's an order of magnitude!" replies the bartender.
Hint: orders of magnitude
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
Where do mathematicians go when they get sick?
Hint: L’Hôpital’s rule
I poured root beer into a square cup. Now I have beer.
Did you hear about the math teacher that was scared of negative numbers?
He would stop at nothing to avoid them.
hint: stop at nothing (0)
A Roman soldier walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "I'll have 5 beers please."
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can’t cross a vector with a scalar.
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