25 Funniest Definitions On Urban Dictionary

It’s probably not the best way to improve your English skills, but it’s certainly good for a laugh. These are the 25 funniest definitions on Urban Dictionary.

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Brotein

funny urban dictionary definitions

The meal eaten directly after any bro workout. A supplement that turns ordinary dudes into bros.

24

Textra-terrestrial

funny urban dictionary definitions

Someone who is an “alien” to texting, usually older and technologically impaired.

23

Mr Clean

funny urban dictionary definitions

A man with less than 10% body fat, who is deliberately bald, stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than Angola, sweeter than saccharin, and does not put up with haters.

22

Nicklebacking

funny urban dictionary definitions

The act of willfully allowing one’s ears to bleed.

21

Kansas City Shuffle

funny urban dictionary definitions

When you look left and Bruce Willis snaps your neck

20

Facebook necrologist

funny urban dictionary definitions

A person who never misses a chance to post a “RIP insert name” status update in Facebook as soon as any celebrity dies.

19

yolo

funny urban dictionary definitions

“Carpe diem” for intellectually challenged people.

18

Literally

funny urban dictionary definitions

A word that teenage girls often confuse with “figuratively” (ie. That test literally killed me)

17

Immature

funny urban dictionary definitions

What one redneck says to another when he wants his chair back

16

Pineapples

funny urban dictionary definitions

Why the heck are you looking at the definition of pineapples? You should know what pineapples are.

15

Menusha

funny urban dictionary definitions

An illiterate person trying to spell minutia

14

Nascar

funny urban dictionary definitions

Turning left in a Chevrolet for 4 hours

13

Bobot

funny urban dictionary definitions

A redneck robot. Usually only good for manual labor and barbecues.

12

Defensive eating

funny urban dictionary definitions

Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.

11

Going screensaver

funny urban dictionary definitions

When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting.

10

Store d'oeuvres

funny urban dictionary definitions

Snacks and food samples that a grocery store will serve at various locations in order to tempt the patrons into buying something that they weren’t planning on.

9

Vaguebooking

funny urban dictionary definitions

An intentionally vague Facebook status update that prompts friends to ask what’s going on, or is possibly a cry for help.

8

Googlical proportions

funny urban dictionary definitions

When a private matter becomes so well-known to the public, it can be looked up on the internet.

7

Successorize

funny urban dictionary definitions

The act of using clothing or apparel to make you look or feel more successful

6

Smellucination

funny urban dictionary definitions

To smellucinate – to imagine a smell that isn’t actually there

5

Brosama bin Laden

funny urban dictionary definitions

A friend that you never see. He’s always hiding or just at home.

4

Cameragoer

funny urban dictionary definitions

A person who prefers to view a live musical performance through the screen of his or her camera/phone, thus blocking the view of the concertgoers behind the camera.

3

Dudebro

funny urban dictionary definitions

A male, ages 18-24, who refers to his acquaintences as “dude” and/or “bro” in the same sentence.

2

Making it snow

funny urban dictionary definitions

It is similar to “making it rain”, except that instead of throwing dollar bills, one is so rich that they are able to throw diamonds.

1

Procrastination

funny urban dictionary definitions

What you are doing right now. Get back to work.



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