25 Funniest Definitions On Urban Dictionary

The meal eaten directly after any bro workout. A supplement that turns ordinary dudes into bros.

Someone who is an “alien” to texting, usually older and technologically impaired.

A man with less than 10% body fat, who is deliberately bald, stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than Angola, sweeter than saccharin, and does not put up with haters.

The act of willfully allowing one’s ears to bleed.

When you look left and Bruce Willis snaps your neck

A person who never misses a chance to post a “RIP insert name” status update in Facebook as soon as any celebrity dies.

“Carpe diem” for intellectually challenged people.

A word that teenage girls often confuse with “figuratively” (ie. That test literally killed me)

What one redneck says to another when he wants his chair back

Why the heck are you looking at the definition of pineapples? You should know what pineapples are.

An illiterate person trying to spell minutia

Turning left in a Chevrolet for 4 hours

A redneck robot. Usually only good for manual labor and barbecues.

Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.

When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting.

Snacks and food samples that a grocery store will serve at various locations in order to tempt the patrons into buying something that they weren’t planning on.

An intentionally vague Facebook status update that prompts friends to ask what’s going on, or is possibly a cry for help.

When a private matter becomes so well-known to the public, it can be looked up on the internet.

The act of using clothing or apparel to make you look or feel more successful

To smellucinate – to imagine a smell that isn’t actually there

A friend that you never see. He’s always hiding or just at home.

A person who prefers to view a live musical performance through the screen of his or her camera/phone, thus blocking the view of the concertgoers behind the camera.

A male, ages 18-24, who refers to his acquaintences as “dude” and/or “bro” in the same sentence.

It is similar to “making it rain”, except that instead of throwing dollar bills, one is so rich that they are able to throw diamonds.

What you are doing right now. Get back to work.