Top 25 Reasons Not To Upset Chuck Norris

Posted by on October 24, 2011

Yes, we know, Chuck Norris jokes are oldschool. No one laughs at them anymore and we are a bunch of losers for even bringing them up. Fine, but don’t come complaining to us that you thought this was just a list of played out Chuck Norris jokes – not that you would ever even make it to that point anyway.  For the rest of you…thats right, these aren’t jokes. They’re warnings. In fact, a better title for this list would have been 25 ways to stay healthy and live a long life.


Chuck Norris once killed 37 terrorists with only 2 bullets….the first bullet was a warning shot.


Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.


Once, a cop pulled over Chuck Norris….the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.


Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is


Chuck Norris got into a knife fight. The knife lost.