25 Ridiculous State Laws

Have you ever juggled? If you have, chances are you don’t live in Hood River, Oregon, where juggling without a license is illegal. Yep, that’s right. Illegal. It turns out the United States is home to some outrageous laws. From Alabama to Wyoming, every state has at least one law that will make you shake your head in dismay. No matter where you live, you should probably check out these 25 ridiculous state laws. You may have broken the law and not even know it!
25

Alabama

Fake mustache babyIt is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

24

Alaska

WhisperWhispering in someone’s ear while moose hunting is prohibited.

23

California

Rain puddleOne may not prevent children from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

22

Delaware

Form fitting pantsIt is illegal to wear pants that are “form fitting” around the waist.

21

Florida

Strictly no elephantsIf you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.

20

Georgia

Chicken crossing roadChickens may not cross the road in Quitman, Georgia.

19

Idaho

OnionsResidents of Tamarack, Idaho, are not allowed to purchase onions after dark unless they have a special permit from the sheriff.

18

Illinois

Smoking dogIt is illegal to give dogs, cats, or other domesticated animals a lighted cigar in Zion, Illinois.

17

Indiana

Sad haircutIn Elkhart, Indiana, barbers may not threaten to cut children’s ears off.

16

Iowa

Winking manIt is against the law for any man within the city limits of Ottumwa, Iowa, to wink at any female with whom he is unacquainted.

15

Kansas

Green beansIt is illegal to carry a concealed bean snapper in Wichita, Kansas.

14

Kentucky

Danger signIt is unlawful to remarry the same man four times.

13

Maine

Christmas lightsCitizens will be fined if they keep their Christmas decorations on display after January 14.

12

Maryland

Metro Goldwyn Mayer lionIn Baltimore, Maryland, it is illegal to take a lion to the movies.

11

Michigan

Sex in a carYou cannot make love in a car in Detroit, Michigan, unless it is parked on your own property.

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Mary ReyesAbout Mary Reyes

Mary is a journalism student at the University of Florida. She loves vintage fashion, The Rat Pack, superheroes, and all things Disney. Someday, she hopes to dazzle the world with her writing skills by becoming the next J.K. Rowling.

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