25 Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said

Posted by , Updated on October 9, 2017

Have you ever listened to kids talk? They can say some pretty strange stuff. In fact, sometimes it can be downright creepy. Today we’re going to listen in as some random people on the internet tell us what sort of weird things their children say. What would you do if your child said any of these things? These are the 25 creepiest things kids have ever said.

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My 6-year-old son whispered to himself, "I wonder how eyeballs taste," while looking at his sleeping sister.

eyeSource: ICanMakeUCrazyToo via reddit
24

When I was in second grade (so 7 I think), my teacher asked us what we would want to do later in life. I told them I'd commit suicide.

overdoseSource: telepaper via reddit
23

"I want to destroy all nature." My friends little sister, maybe four at the time. We're a bunch of granola hippies so it took us all aback.

forestSource: RabbitFields via reddit
22

While driving past past a cemetery, "Dad...when the last people on earth die, who will bury them?"

cemeterySource: HabaneroEyedrops via reddit
21

“I’m watching you make my sandwich so that when you die, I will know how to do it.”

sandwichSource: D49A1D852468799CAC08 via reddit

20

"Go back to sleep. There isn't anything under your bed." "He's behind you now."

man sitting in dark roomSource: toasted cheesee via reddit
19

"Mummy when you were sleeping, I woke up and there was a ghost with no face standing over you touching your arm; it was taking your dreams out of your body with its mouth."

blanketSource: Charella1216 via reddit
18

“I think I want to be a fighter pilot, or maybe a funeral worker like daddy.” (daddy is a software engineer)

nerdSource: pjdavis via reddit
17

I'm a kindergarten teacher. One of my kids told me, "I was going to have a little brother, but my mom killed him while he was still in her tummy by working too hard."

aloneSource: chibakenko via reddit
16

To grandma - "I like this mummy better than my last mummy. My last mummy locked me in a room, and I drank some paint and died.”

paintSource: Cyprah via reddit
15

After she had a fire safety clinic at school, I asked my daughter, "What do you do if you catch on fire?" Her response, "Die."

fireSource: Snacky_Creamhorn via reddit
14

I can't remember if she was 3 or 4, but our little daughter's voice peeped up from the back seat one morning, "Dad, do babies bathe in blood?"

baby bathSource: SAT0725 via reddit
13

"Daddy, I want to drill into your tummy, crawl inside and eat your dinner."

tummySource: yogsoghoth via reddit
12

When I had my second child, my oldest asked me if I still was his mom. I confirmed. He looked at me dead serious, "Good. Because if you're not my mom, I won't let you be anyone's mom."

that escalated quicklySource: ArcticDwarf via reddit
11

"I used to do that when I was an old man."

old manSource: cheeselet via reddit
10

My three year old daughter: "Daddy, pretend that you are dead in the dirt on the side of the road, and I'm a dog and I find you."

man lying on roadSource: wrongbutt_longbutt via reddit
9

"I looked into mommy's eyes, and I saw your grave." - My son when he was four.

cemeterySource: ReverendGonzo via reddit
8

Last year after I read my 6 year old a bedtime story, he said, "When the world ends, I will climb up on the roof. Then I will open my mouth and leave my body."

standing on edgeSource: courtalope via reddit
7

My 4-year-old son was giving me a hug the other morning (with his head to my chest) and said, " Daddy you have darkness in your heart."

moonSource: cvessar via reddit
6

A random child at the preschool I was working at - "You have a baby inside you, but you won't be a mommy." (I found out I was pregnant later that day and miscarried the next week.)

pregnantSource: Commandeurrr via reddit
5

My 5-year-old niece came up to me when I was at my brother's house and said "Uncle Yup4545, will you help me kill daddy? I'll kill him, but I need you to bury him in the back yard."

shovel and dirtSource: Yup4545 via reddit
4

To our 3-year-old son: "What would you do if we had another baby?" Our son: "I'd kill it."

angry boySource: runningquatro via reddit
3

When we put my 3-year-old son to sleep, he sometimes whispers, "Be quiet demons" over and over.

ghostSource: whayhurst via reddit
2

When our dog died, without us yet having properly attempted to explain death, our then two-year-old said, "All her thoughts left her body."

dogSource: therealquiz via reddit
1

"When you die the silence comes."

empty chair water silenceSource: sanswaffles via reddit

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