If you’ve ever just really wanted to knock someone out with a verbal left hook but didn’t know how to go about it, you’re in the right place.
The first rule of penning insults is to never use profanity. It actually cheapens the hit and gives your opponent a huge window of opportunity to curse you right back. Instead, resort to your wit.
Here are 25 witty but cold insults that keep it clean.
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