Lazy people need to do as little work as possible. They also need lots of time to take plenty of naps (then again, don’t we all?). Unfortunately, life can be really tough, full of problems requiring hard work and ambition, cutting into their coach potato occupation. With these people in mind, innovators and scientists across the globe have developed some of the laziest products you could ever imagine. Take a look at these 25 unbelievably lazy products for lazy people.
Hair Dryer Stand
Why waste all those precious calories holding a hair dryer when you can buy a stand that’ll do it for you? The Hair Dryer Stand does exactly that, allowing you to dry your hair without the burden of keeping your arms up for thirty seconds.
Cordless Electric Scissors
Let’s face it, finger muscles and joints are better used playing video games and clicking the buttons on a remote. But on the off chance you need to cut something, the cordless electric scissors are available, cutting paper without all the discomfort of moving your thumb and index finger up and down.
Remote Bottle Opener
Speaking of TV remotes, now while you watch the big game, there’s no reason to go hunting for the bottle opener. With this TV remote bottle opener, you can stay on the couch and open as many bottles as you want.
In the history of human sandwich achievement, sliced bread and peanut butter and jelly stand as shining examples of what humans can accomplish. Now we’ve reached the next pinnacle with the Candwich. A sandwich in a can. It has everything you need to prepare a delicious sandwich from the comfort of your own couch.
People on the go sometimes just need a quick hot snack to get them through the day. Now, with the portable microwave, you don’t have to wait to get home to microwave the Hot Pocket you’ve been dying to eat. Just do it in your car.
When you just crawled out of bed, the last thing you want to do is spend those ten seconds making it look nice. Thankfully, there’s the self-making bed to do it all for you. Just get out of bed, press a button, and your bed will be made in no time.
Picking up after a dog’s poop is the worst. But, depending on where you live, if you don’t do it, you could get into trouble. Fortunately, the company OfPet has lazy pet owners covered with PooTrap Magic Poop Collector. Just strap it on to your dog and a bag will be positioned at the back, easily collecting the canine waste.
Clearly, picking up a teapot full of boiling water is a major hazard and forces you to use several muscles in your arms; something no one wants. With the Lazy Teapot, all you have to do is set the temperature and tilt the teapot to pour the hot water into your cup.
Electric Spin the Bottle
Long ago, teenagers were forced to use an old dirty bottle as they sat in a circle to play Spin the Bottle. But no more. Now, University Games Corp. has provided us with an Electric Spin the Bottle. Not only does it spin itself, taking kids everywhere out of the dark ages, it lights up, makes cool sound effects, and is programmed with 130 commands and three categories.
Motorized Ice Cream Cone
Having to spin an ice cream cone with your fingers is a cumbersome and tricky thing. Too often innocent bystanders fall prey to scoops of ice cream falling on hot cement. Wouldn’t it just be easier if a machine moved the ice cream for us? Thanks to Hog Wild, the motorized ice cream cone moves the ice cream in circles while you lick to your heart’s content.
Making snowballs with your hands is a fussy process of packing cold snow together with both hands. It’s not worth it. You need a Snowball Maker, a wrench-like device that adds a middle man to a simple task, making it much easier! AND it makes perfect snowballs!
Keeping your socks together in the washer and dryer is likely a real problem. One gets thrown on the bottom and the other on top, how in the world are you supposed to put them together again? Well, Sock Buddy has you covered, allowing you to clip your socks together as they wash.
Flipper the Toilet Seat Lifter
Lifting the toilet is a tough business. First, you have to bend over, risking throwing out your back. Second, you have to reach out and use your arm strength. And lastly, you have to lift a toilet seat at a 90-degree angle. Just say no to that nonsense with Flipper, the toilet seat lifter. All you have to do is push down on a pedal and up goes the toilet seat, removing strain and hardship from your life.
Lazy Reading Glasses
If you’re a bookworm, you know the struggle of sitting up in bed or bending your neck to read a book. Laying down doesn’t work because you have to hold the book straight above you. It’s not comfortable. Thankfully, the Lazy Reading Glasses can help. Using a prism, these glasses allow you to lay down and read a book comfortably on your lap.
It’s never too early to teach your little one a thing or two about hard work and responsibility. And since the floor needs to be mopped, and you’re way too busy to get it done, it might not be a bad idea to get the Baby Mop. It’s a onesie with mop bristles. So while the rugrat crawls around, the floor gets squeaky clean. And, who knows, maybe he’ll grow up to be a janitor or something?
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
Hog Wild is at it again, but this time, they’re tackling the problem of spaghetti. Much like twisting an ice cream cone, twirling spaghetti noodles is hard work and a complicated process of wrist and finger coordination that isn’t recommended for the faint of heart. Thankfully, the twirling spaghetti fork comes to the rescue, doing all the work for you.
While we’re on the subject of forks, have you ever wanted to reach over and get something from a plate, but it was too far away? Of course you have. With the extendable fork, you can poke and prod any food you desire without any leaning forward at all.
The Self-Stirring Mug kind of speaks for itself, but how does it work? The self-stirring mug uses advanced (probably not) motor technology to stir the liquid inside, putting spoons on notice and making your life way easier.
Self-Scooping Litter Box
When you adopted your cat, it’s likely you were hoping it would just take care of itself and do crazy cat things around the house. Scooping its poop from the litter box wasn’t on the job description. Now, with the ScoopFree self-cleaning litter box, there’s no more scooping and way more snoozing.
Once you successfully peel a banana, it can take a long time to slice and dice it into perfect pieces for fruits salads or just a quick snack. But no more. With the Banana Slicer, just push down over top of the banana and you’ll have perfect cuts each time within two seconds.
Businessmen working long hours sometimes just need a quick power nap to get a second wind and jolt of energy. Sleeping face down on the desk, however, can be painful and uncomfortable. The Pillow Tie is the perfect answer to this problem. Just inflate, place on the desk, and get those wonderful Z’s.
The Pour Thing
Similar to the self-pouring teapot, The Pour Thing now isn’t just what your family says behind your back. It’s a device that holds a gallon jug of milk or juice and can be easily tilted to pour your drink into a cup, making life way easier.
If combining socks and sandals is your thing, there’s no getting around how awkward this combo looks. You probably don’t care what others think. But sometimes, putting on socks and sandals can be a struggle. Fortunately, the Sock Sandals lets you just put on the socks and it looks like you’re wearing the sandals. A perfect combo!
Bolt Laser Cat Toy
If you’re a cat owner, the last thing you want to do is take the time and effort to play with the pesky feline. Fortunately, the Bolt Laser Cat Toy does it all for you, flashing a laser around the room in random patterns. It’ll keep your cat occupied for a solid fifteen minutes, allowing you to get on with more important human stuff, like watching Real Housewives.
Automatic Potato Peeler
No one wants to be on potato peeling duty. They slip out of your hands and are trickier to peel than a wet banana. It’s about time we enslaved a robot to do the dirty work for us. With the Starfrit Rotato Express, insert your potato of choice, sit back, and bask in the glow.
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