25 Seriously Overhyped Tourist Attractions That You Might Want To Reconsider

It’s a tiny tree in the middle of a street in Portland. And while it is in the Guinness Book of World Records, it’s probably not worth going out of your way.

It’s just a medium sized rock in a gazebo. And “medium sized” is probably being a bit generous.

This rest stop/amusement park has advertisements along the highway stretching from Florida all the way to New York. You’d think it was bigger than Disney World. Spoiler alert: it’s not. It has maybe 5 rides and a mini golf course.

Aside from the whole why-would-you-even-go-to-starbucks-anyway argument…it’s not even technically the first Starbucks.

It’s the only place in the United States where 4 states meet. Sound cool? It’s not. Rather than driving there to pay and see some lines in the sand, just look at a picture and call it a day.

Unless you are driving through Iowa and have absolutely nothing better to do, this won’t be much of an impressive stop (this does not apply to serious trekkies).

Whether you’re in Kansas, Minnesota, or any other state trying to grab the “biggest ball of twine” record, it’s not worth it. It’s a ball of twine that’s really big. Drive on.

This UNESCO site in China has been renovated so extensively and it is so packed with tourist shops, that you might forget where you even are. Locals love it, but if you’re in China for just a short while, look elsewhere.

Be prepared for a letdown. It’s not very big, and doesn’t even stand out much. Just a little statue of a peeing boy. The locals always have a good laugh at all the tourists snapping photos.

It’s the oldest operating astronomical clock on Earth (installed in 1410 so it’s been running for over 600 years), and it’s in one of the most beautiful cities in the world. So what could disappoint? Well, most people come to see the “animation” every hour. Take it from us…just watch it on youtube and move on.

Unless you are absolutely obsessed with art history, this is a guaranteed disappointment. If you were expecting some sort of huge painting, think again. The rest of the Louvre is nice though. (in case you’re wondering, the Mona Lisa wasn’t even well known until it was stolen in 1911)

If you have to wait in line, it’s not worth it. Basically you’ll just end up watching a presentation and looking at a couple mannequins. Just read a book about it. At least you won’t be wasting your time.

Also known as the Wall Drug Store, if you live anywhere near South Dakota you’re probably sick of all the billboards advertising this place. And it’s nothing. Just a couple stores and restaurants.

You’d miss it if you didn’t know what to look for. It’s just a hut in the middle of a street with a few fake soldiers for tourists to take pictures. Better to just go see the Berlin Wall Memorial.

It’s basically a tilted cabin that creates some optical illusions. It might be worth it if you’re in the area, but definitely not to go out of your way for.

Basically somebody decided to set up some of the tackiest tourist traps in the most beautiful part of the state. It’s even been called the Hillbilly Las Vegas. We’ve probably sold you with that, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.

You can see it just as well from outside, with no wait.

You can’t even get close to it. Basically you just stare at a pile of rocks from a distance.

If you want a view of the city, head to the top of the Hancock Building.

The history is amazing, the building…not so much.

It’s just one section of one wall in a castle. There are plenty of way cooler things to see on the Emerald Isle.

The main appeal for locals is watching tourists fall into the water.

It’s just a lake…with tourists.

All those cool pictures you’ve seen? Those are zoomed in. The reality is quite different. And a lot less impressive.

It’s just a shopping mall, but bigger.