25 Outrageous Books You Won’t Believe Actually Exist

Although this book is apparently a little out of date, and the word “disappear” is very glaringly misspelled on the cover, it may be your best shot at starting that new life in Sicily.

Apparently there’s a method.

Here are 301 ways to not get a second date.

Just in case?

Just so you know, Radiation was the name of a new cooker brand.

Fences, fences, and more fences. This book is for serious fence lovers only.

That is one question that has probably never, ever, ever crossed your mind.

Apparently this is actually a children’s book.

We’re not sure if this means actually pooing on your date or just pooing while you are on a date with your date

Because why not?

This is how to take your coolness to the next level.

This should clear up a lot of your most pressing questions.

It’s the perfect birthday gift…

Do you think the pope read this?

Who has garden gnomes anyway?

It’s a lost art…

This book probably wins the cleverly morbid prize.

This question could potentially have a very interesting answer.

You’ve been doing it wrong all along!

If you really, really, really like thimbles, then this is the book for you.

Because who wants loser sheep?

The perfect book for people with lots and lots of free time.

You never know when the next huge ship is going to come crashing throu…

This actually sounds rather appealing!

If you’re going to be a crazy old catlady you might as well be creative!