From books about fences to books that explain the finer details of drawing animal pictures on rocks, these are 25 outrageous books you won’t believe actually exist!
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How To Disappear Completely And Never Be Found
Although this book is apparently a little out of date, and the word “disappear” is very glaringly misspelled on the cover, it may be your best shot at starting that new life in Sicily.
How To Teach Physics To Your Dog
Apparently there’s a method.
Dating For Under A Dollar: 301 Ideas
Here are 301 ways to not get a second date.
Teach Your Wife To Be A Widow
Just in case?
The New Radiation Recipe Book
Just so you know, Radiation was the name of a new cooker brand.
The Best Fences
Fences, fences, and more fences. This book is for serious fence lovers only.
How Green Were The Nazis?
That is one question that has probably never, ever, ever crossed your mind.
Who Cares About Elderly People?
Apparently this is actually a children’s book.
How To Poo On A Date
We’re not sure if this means actually pooing on your date or just pooing while you are on a date with your date
Bombproof Your Horse
Because why not?
Anybody Can Be Cool - But Awesome Takes Practice
This is how to take your coolness to the next level.
The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America
This should clear up a lot of your most pressing questions.
Do It Yourself Coffins for Pets and People
It’s the perfect birthday gift…
How To Be Pope
Do you think the pope read this?
How To Survive A Garden Gnome Attack
Who has garden gnomes anyway?
How to Sharpen Pencils
It’s a lost art…
101 Uses For A Dead Cat
This book probably wins the cleverly morbid prize.
Where Underpants Came From
This question could potentially have a very interesting answer.
Mole Catching: A Practical Guide
You’ve been doing it wrong all along!
A History of Thimbles
If you really, really, really like thimbles, then this is the book for you.
Breeding Stud Sheep
Because who wants loser sheep?
The Art of Painting Animals on Rocks
The perfect book for people with lots and lots of free time.
How To Avoid Ships
You never know when the next huge ship is going to come crashing throu…
How To Start Your Own Country
This actually sounds rather appealing!
Crafting with Cat Hair
If you’re going to be a crazy old catlady you might as well be creative!