One liners are great. You can use them everywhere. Parties, school, work…they’re guaranteed to make you the coolest cat in town. Okay, that may be a bit of an exaggeration, but there is something about a well placed one liner that can completely change the mood of a conversation. Often they can be a great way to diffuse awkwardness, reduce tension, or just elicit some laughs. If you’re really good, it will probably take people a few minutes to get it and some might not get the joke at all. The difference between one liners and typical jokes is that one liners are just that – one line. Usually a statement or an observation, the joke often involves some sort of word play or irony. The key to making a good one liner work is to fit it into the conversation seamlessly. This means that you always have to be on the lookout for opportunities to drop your joke, at least in the beginning. As time goes on you’ll get more natural and even start surprising yourself at how good you’ve become. At any rate, even if you never use them one liners make for good fun. These are 25 of the best one liners you have ever heard!
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You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Source: thoughtcatalog, Image: wikipedia Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing
Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia I, for one, like Roman numerals
Source: reddit, Image: pixabay I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm ok.
Source: thoughtcatalog, Image: pixabay My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo
Source: thoughtcatalog, Image: wikipedia A magician was going down a road and turned into a driveway
Source: buzzfeed, Image: wikipedia How long is a Chinese name
Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia Last week a hypnotist convinced me that I'm a soft malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I'm easily lead.
Source: thoughtcatalog, Image: wikipedia Ikea has sponsored our local school. Now assembly takes ages.
Source: thoughtcatalog, Image: wikipedia No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationary
Source: buzzfeed, Image: wikipedia Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights did make an airplane
Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
Source: thoughtcatalog, Image: wikipedia The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large
Source: thoughtcatalog, Image: wikipedia He who hesitates is not only lost, but also miles away from the next exit
Source: thoughtcatalog, Image: wikipedia A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering
Source: buzzfeed, Image: wikipedia I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it
Source: thoughtcatalog, Image: wikipedia I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger, and then it hit me
Source: thoughtcatalog, Image: wikipedia The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran
Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia Never moon a werewolf
Source: thoughtcatalog, Image: wikipedia Always speak well of your enemies. After all, you made them
Source: buzzfeed, Image: Matt Watts via Flickr You know what they say about cliffhangers....
Source: thoughtcatalog, Image: pixabay Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Source: thoughtcatalog, Image: pixabay You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.
Source: reddit, Image: public-domain-image.com My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
Source: thoughtcatalog You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Source: buzzfeed, Image: pixabay Lists Going Viral Right Now
