25 Hilariously Confusing Engrish Signs

Let’s face it, learning another language is quite difficult. Not only do you have to learn the vocabulary, grammar, and pronunciation (among other things), you also have to learn connotation and nuances in meaning.

This is blatantly obvious when you take a look at international signs that have English translations. Let’s just say that sometimes the results can be…disastrous. And by disastrous, I mean hilarious. There are so many instances of this happening that the phrase “Engrish signs” was coined by some evil, politically incorrect genius somewhere. Would you like to see what I mean? Let’s check out these 25 Hilariously Confusing Engrish Signs.

25

I might have to hang this one up in my bathroom

urinate with precision and elegance
24

So forward

grab me now cock zero
23

When you're in the mood but don't want to be

eliminate horniness
22

Truth

don't drink a car
21

No stop, drop, and roll?

in case of fire, die
20

A new way to do laundry

in coleslaw
19

Be warned

execution in progress
18

I wouldn't eat that if I were you

big dump in vegetable
17

Sounds ominous

beware of missing foot
16

Awe...this one is cute

tiny grass is dreaming
15

Sure, why not

please present your octopus
14

Usually you can figure out what it means, but I just don't even know

sometimes memory origin space maybe it's park
13

It's a trap. Nothing is ever really free.

free wife
12

Solid advice

no swimming if you can't swim
11

Speaking and writing are two different things, but still...the irony

we spik inglish
10

Cheers, mate

not feel well get drunk
9

Oh, no...

can & pet
8

Anywhere else but here

dying here is strictly prohibited
7

We all know at least one "especially difficult" child

especially difficult children
6

I giggled like the child that I am

fart time
5

Is that served hot or iced?

flesh juice
4

This is how disease spreads

baby diaper exchange
3

Nope, just nope

bed shit
2

This is why word order matters

special cocktails for the ladies with nuts
1

Burning flesh...it's what's for dinner

burning flesh


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