25 Hilariously Awkward Things We All Do

There is no cool way to do this.

These are those staircases that are slightly awkwardly spaced so that the same foot has to land on the first step every time, allegedly to prevent riots. To walk on them, you either have to do a hop-step or take really long strides.

Unless you really tighten the straps.

It’s called the courtesy jog.

Only rolling backwards looks cool.

Pouring water into your nose is hard to do while preserving coolness.

Crawling under anything at work/school is hard to do in a cool fashion.

Should you sing along? Do you smile? You are so uncool right now.

If you grew up in the 90’s, you may have fond memories of getting beat up because you had a backpack-with-wheels. In middle school, they were almost the definition of uncool.

This automatically makes you look 20 years older.

And then picking up afterwards. Nothing cool about that.

Everyone will immediately know that you inherited grandma’s car.

Just find a new one.

If coolness is your goal, you should never, ever, under any circumstances attempt to do this. And especially not with a helmet.

This is the fastest way to look like a child.

You just have to let it out.

…unless you actually put your finger on the earpiece…like in the movies.

Your cool points just plummeted after those dance moves.

Unless you’re Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction.

At least everybody looks equally uncool.

In the words of Seinfeld…It’s a European Carryall!

It is impossible to not look like an old white guy while doing this.

This is just about at the top of the uncool list.

They almost make regular selfies look cool.

It’s basically the definition of awkward.