25 Hilarious Michael Scott Quotes

Are you a huge fan of The Office? Okay, okay, who isn’t? But even if you’re one of those weird people who never saw an episode, you’ll be able to appreciate the humor of a TV show character that gave us some of the most memorable gems in recent history. These are 25 Hilarious Michael Scott Quotes!


"Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that’s baloney because grief isn’t wrong. There’s such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown."

Charlie BrownSource: imdb.com

"Nobody likes beets, Dwight! Why don't you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy."

candySource: wikiquote.com

"I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday."

whisperSource: reddit.com

"It takes you thirty seconds to brush your teeth? Wow that's ten times as long as it takes me."

toothbrushSource: reddit.com

"Yes, it is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username. And I have a great one. Little Kid Lover. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at."

good ideaSource: imdb.com

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