There is something to be said for simple, goofy questions. They are the ones that seem so silly and so mundane, but they catch you off guard when it comes to formulating an answer. Now, to be clear, there are two types of questions in this category.
The first type is the legitimate, scientific, and serious question. These are the ones that typically start with a “why?” For example, why is the sky blue? You’ll probably have noticed that this is the same type of question that a child would ask. You give them an answer, however, and they then proceed to ask another question. Why? Because of the sun. But why because of the sun? Because of the way the sunlight interacts with the atmosphere. But why? And around in circles you go until you are exhausted and honestly don’t know the answer anyway.
Today’s questions will not be like that. Today’s are the second type. These are the questions that don’t actually have a serious answer. They are the dead pan, satirical, and ironic version. These are the questions that you ask not to elicit a legitimate answer, but rather to get some laughs. These are 25 Goofy Questions To Liven Up Your Day!
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Why is it a butterfly and not a flutterby?
Image: wikipediaWhy do we wait until a pig is dead before we start to cure it?
Image: wikipediaHow do you redouble your effort on a single task?
How do you give someone your word and keep it?
Is it good or bad if my vacuum cleaner sucks?
Image: wikipediaWhy do we park in a driveway but drive on a parkway?
Image: wikipediaHow come your nose runs and your feet smell?
Image: pixabayWhy do we call them apartments when they're all stuck together?
Image: wikipediaIf Pinocchio says his nose will grow, what will happen?
Image: wikipediaWhy does read rhyme with reed but read rhymes with red?
Image: pixabayWhy do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Image: wikipediaWhy is a boxing ring square?
Image: wikipediaWhy are goods sent by car called a shipment but goods sent by ship are called cargo?
Image: pixabayIf the pen is mightier than the sword, why do actions speak louder than words?
Image: wikipediaWhy do you bake cookies and cook bacon?
Image: wikipediaWhy do you have to pay for things in a gift shop?
Image: wikipediaDo transformers get car insurance or life insurance?
Why do tables have legs if they never wear shoes?
Image: pixabayWhy is it called a hamburger if it's made of beef?
Image: wikipediaWhy are there interstates in Hawaii?
Image: wikipediaWhy are there flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?
Image: pixabayWhy isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why do they call them buildings when they're already built?
Image: wikipediaIf 7-11 is always open, why are there locks on the doors?
Image: wikipediaIf con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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