25 Goofy Questions To Liven Up Your Day

Posted by , Updated on December 26, 2016

There is something to be said for simple, goofy questions. They are the ones that seem so silly and so mundane, but they catch you off guard when it comes to formulating an answer. Now, to be clear, there are two types of questions in this category.

The first type is the legitimate, scientific, and serious question. These are the ones that typically start with a “why?” For example, why is the sky blue? You’ll probably have noticed that this is the same type of question that a child would ask. You give them an answer, however, and they then proceed to ask another question. Why? Because of the sun. But why because of the sun? Because of the way the sunlight interacts with the atmosphere. But why? And around in circles you go until you are exhausted and honestly don’t know the answer anyway.

Today’s questions will not be like that. Today’s are the second type. These are the questions that don’t actually have a serious answer. They are the dead pan, satirical, and ironic version. These are the questions that you ask not to elicit a legitimate answer, but rather to get some laughs. These are 25 Goofy Questions To Liven Up Your Day!


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Why is it a butterfly and not a flutterby?

butterflyImage: wikipedia

Why do we wait until a pig is dead before we start to cure it?

pigImage: wikipedia

How do you redouble your effort on a single task?

double efforts meme

How do you give someone your word and keep it?

How do you give someone your word and keep it? meme

Is it good or bad if my vacuum cleaner sucks?

vacuum cleanerImage: wikipedia

Why do we park in a driveway but drive on a parkway?

drivewayImage: wikipedia

How come your nose runs and your feet smell?

feetImage: pixabay

Why do we call them apartments when they're all stuck together?

apartmentsImage: wikipedia

If Pinocchio says his nose will grow, what will happen?

PinocchioImage: wikipedia

Why does read rhyme with reed but read rhymes with red?

reedImage: pixabay

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

TVImage: wikipedia

Why is a boxing ring square?

boxingImage: wikipedia

Why are goods sent by car called a shipment but goods sent by ship are called cargo?

cargo shipImage: pixabay

If the pen is mightier than the sword, why do actions speak louder than words?

penImage: wikipedia

Why do you bake cookies and cook bacon?

cookiesImage: wikipedia

Why do you have to pay for things in a gift shop?

giftImage: wikipedia

Do transformers get car insurance or life insurance?


Why do tables have legs if they never wear shoes?

tableImage: pixabay

Why is it called a hamburger if it's made of beef?

cowImage: wikipedia

Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

HawaiiImage: wikipedia

Why are there flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?

parachutesImage: pixabay

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Phonetic meme

Why do they call them buildings when they're already built?

buildingsImage: wikipedia

If 7-11 is always open, why are there locks on the doors?

7-11Image: wikipedia

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

congressImage: wikipedia

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