Are you afraid to go to the doctor’s office? Well, you shouldn’t be. It’s important to your health. Maybe today we can help you lighten the mood a bit with some medically related comic relief. Medical inquiries don’t always have to be serious right? These are 25 Goofy Medical Questions!
If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?
What's the last thing you want to hear in the middle of surgery?
Where’s my watch?
Why did Hitler go to the optometrist?
Because he could Nazi.
Why do surgeons wear masks?
So no one will recognize them when they make a mistake!
Why did the doctor tell the nurse to walk past the pill cupboard quietly?
So she wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills!
Why do politicians make the best patients?
They have no guts, no heart, no spine, and both ends are interchangeable (you know…the head and the…other side).
What did the doctor advise the patient who broke her leg in 2 places?
Stop going to those places!
What did one tonsil say to the other?
Get dressed, the doctor is taking us out tonight!
What do you call the person who finished last in med school?
Doctor
What do you call a doctor that fixes websites?
A URLologist!
What do you call a doctor who treats retired soldiers?
A veteran-arian!
Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?
How about a cardboard box?
What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?
A Roverdose!
Did you hear about the baby that was born in the high tech delivery room?
It was cordless!
What's responsible for a broken suture?
The jerk at the end!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now!
What part of the United States produces the largest number of cardiologists?
The Heartland!
Where does an injured sandwich go?
The Mayo Clinic!
Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
Only if you aim it well enough!
What did the patient say to the radiologist after swallowing some coins?
Do you see any change in me?
Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
He made a spectacle of himself!
What do they call alternative medicine that has been proven to work?
Medicine
Many people suffer terribly from hay fever.
Isn’t this news simply a pollen?
What did the doctor say to the man who thought he was a vampire?
Necks please!
Why did the monk reject Novocaine when he went to his dentist?
He wanted to transcend dental medication!
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