25 Funny Quotes That Will Make You LOL (Literally)

There is just something about hearing a funny quote that can bring a quick and easy smile to our face. Whether it’s a funny quote from a celebrity or a funny quote about life in general, funny statements can really brighten our day. Are you in need of a good laugh to get you through the day? Look no further; it’s time to put that frown upside down and make your day a whole lot brighter. Here are 25 Funny Quotes That Will Make You LOL (Literally).

25

Some people just have a way with words, and other people … oh … not have way. ~ Steve Martin

steve martinSource: https://www.rd.com/joke/steve-martin-success/
24

A Canadian psychologist is 
selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog 
is smarter than you. ~ Jay Leno

jay lenoSource: https://www.rd.com/joke/jay-leno-on-pet-scams/
23

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ~ Jim Carrey

jim carreySource: https://www.brainyquote.com/lists/topics/top_10_funny_quotes
22

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer. ~ Ellen DeGeneres

ellenSource: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/515427-accept-who-you-are-unless-you-re-a-serial-killer
21

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. ~ Mark Twain

mark twainSource: https://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/05/07/funeral-approved/
20

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~ Winston Churchill

winston churchillSource: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/winston_churchill_108948?img=2
19

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. ~ Albert Einstein

einsteinSource: http://botit.botany.wisc.edu/toms_fungi/einquote.html
18

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? ~ Jerry Seinfeld

jerry seinfeldSource: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/14378-if-a-book-about-failures-doesn-t-sell-is-it-a
17

I know I'm not skinny, but I'm not fat either. I'm just at that awkward middle where I have a double chin when I text. ~ Anonymous

double chinSource: http://thefunnybeaver.com/extremely-funny-quotes/
16

If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. ~ Lawrence Ferlinghetti

ferlinghettiSource: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/181293-if-you-re-too-open-minded-your-brains-will-fall-out
15

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. ~ Elbert Hubbard

elbert hubbardSource: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/elbert_hubbard_104409
14

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. ~ Lemony Snicket

Lemony_SnicketSource: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/34999-everyone-should-be-able-to-do-one-card-trick-tell
13

I want to live my life like a bear. Eat when I want. Sleep when I want. Kill people in the woods when I want. ~ Anonymous

bearSource: http://thefunnybeaver.com/39-new-funny-quotes-youre-going-love/
12

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~ Phyllis Diller

phyllis dillerSource: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/phyllis_diller_104018
11

I'm not saying kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out. ~ Unknown

warning labelSource: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/391039180135421344/
10

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ~ Unknown

DeodorantSource: https://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/author/anonymous/common-sense-like-deodorant/
9

I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. ~ Steven Wright

Steven_WrightSource: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/steven_wright_383366
8

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. ~ Demetri Martin

Demetri_MartinSource: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/148002-i-think-the-worst-time-to-have-a-heart-attack
7

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. ~ George Carlin

george carlinSource: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/25610-honesty-may-be-the-best-policy-but-it-s-important-to
6

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. ~ Larry David

larry davidSource: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/larry_david_467389
5

Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone. ~ Unknown

friendshipSource: https://thewondrous.com/funny-quotes-about-friends/
4

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ~ Anonymous

bedSource: https://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/author/anonymous/my-bed-is-a-magical-place/
3

Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly. ~ Anonymous

childSource: https://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/author/anonymous/find-kids-in-house/
2

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. ~ Theodore Roosevelt

teddy rooseveltSource: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/theodore_roosevelt_120663
1

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ~ Mitch Hedberg

hedburgSource: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/mitch_hedberg_297485?src=t_funny


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