While many countries do in fact have mottos, that is not what we are after in this article. Country mottos are usually quite serious and represent some noble aspirations of the country’s people. In our list, we are more concerned with what those mottos would be if they were descriptive of the country in question. And not just descriptive, but descriptive in a very, brutally, and entertainingly funny way. You could probably think of several country slogans for your own country right off the top of your head.
It’s important to keep in mind, most of the slogans here are just in jest. While there is certainly a level of truth in each one, every country has its faults. Although those faults typically make for good humor and entertainment, they in no way reflect upon all the people of that country. At any rate, most of us will undoubtedly find these slogans to be quite silly and hopefully bring somewhat of a smile to your face, especially if you have roots or connections to any of the countries on our list. So, all in the name of good fun, these are 25 funny country slogans if countries actually had slogans.
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We don’t care.
No, for real. We’re a country.
Cheapest gas on the planet! (Raise the price 10,000%) Still the cheapest gas on the planet!
Hating Denmark since 800AD
We can turn your solution into a problem.
Everything wants to kill us.
We are not Australia.
We’re not Australia either.
Before we used candles, we used electricity.
Water wants us dead.
Everyone is already here.
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No, not the one in America.
Western civilization from cradle to grave
For the last time, we are not Arabs!
Made in China.
Our vampires don’t sparkle.
Dude that was a long time ago. Check out our cars.
Best food, pho real
What other countries?
We’re all royalty here.
We invented everything (well, not here…but it was still us).
Not the bird
We used to own you.
We’re happy because you’re not here.
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