While many countries do in fact have mottos, that is not what we are after in this article. Country mottos are usually quite serious and represent some noble aspirations of the country’s people. In our list, we are more concerned with what those mottos would be if they were descriptive of the country in question. And not just descriptive, but descriptive in a very, brutally, and entertainingly funny way. You could probably think of several country slogans for your own country right off the top of your head.
It’s important to keep in mind, most of the slogans here are just in jest. While there is certainly a level of truth in each one, every country has its faults. Although those faults typically make for good humor and entertainment, they in no way reflect upon all the people of that country. At any rate, most of us will undoubtedly find these slogans to be quite silly and hopefully bring somewhat of a smile to your face, especially if you have roots or connections to any of the countries on our list. So, all in the name of good fun, these are 25 funny country slogans if countries actually had slogans.
Featured Image: Horia Varlan via Flickr
Switzerland
Image: freestockphotos.bizWe don’t care.
Djibouti
Image: Aero Icarus via FlickrNo, for real. We’re a country.
Venezuela
Image: wikipediaCheapest gas on the planet! (Raise the price 10,000%) Still the cheapest gas on the planet!
Sweden
Image: pixabayHating Denmark since 800AD
Belgium
Image: wikipediaWe can turn your solution into a problem.
Australia
Image: pixabayEverything wants to kill us.
New Zealand
Image: wikipediaWe are not Australia.
Austria
Image: wikipediaWe’re not Australia either.
Zimbabwe
Image: pixabayBefore we used candles, we used electricity.
Netherlands
Image: pixabayWater wants us dead.
India
Image: wikipediaEveryone is already here.
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Georgia
Image: wikipediaNo, not the one in America.
Greece
Image: wikipediaWestern civilization from cradle to grave
Iran
Image: wikipediaFor the last time, we are not Arabs!
China
Image: wikipediaMade in China.
Romania
Image: wikipediaOur vampires don’t sparkle.
Germany
Image: pexelsDude that was a long time ago. Check out our cars.
Vietnam
Image: wikipediaBest food, pho real
USA
What other countries?
Nigeria
We’re all royalty here.
Hungary
Image: wikipediaWe invented everything (well, not here…but it was still us).
Turkey
Image: wikipediaNot the bird
United Kingdom
Image: Maurice via FlickrWe used to own you.
Denmark
Image: pixabayWe’re happy because you’re not here.
Canada
Image: pixabaySorry
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