Things are better when they’re not broken. Right? Like, when they’re new? Or at least when they’re fixed? That’s what most people would say, in all likelihood yourself included. To be honest, it probably holds true for the majority of things, but can we think of at least a few things that are better when they’re broken? These don’t have to be concrete objects. They can be concepts, ideas, or some sort of abstract notion. We’re sure you can think of a few if you try hard enough. Well, we’re just going to go ahead and help you out. The following list includes a bunch of things that are better when you break them (like eggs). Some, in fact, are downright bad before you break them (like awkward silences). And to tell you the truth, a few of them don’t even exist unless you “break” them (like news stories). So, regardless of what it is prior to the breakage, one thing is certain…it’s better when it’s broken, no matter what “it” is. So, without giving away too much of our list, get ready for us to break it down because these are 25 Everyday Things That Are Better When They Are Broken!
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The laws of physics
Because how could breaking the laws of physics not be better?
Thankfully, these are gradually being shattered.
Just break it off; it’s better to be alone.
They’re stiff at first, but once you break them in…jeans are the best.
Because what are you going to do with a pistachio that still has it’s shell? Break it and eat it of course!
Crushed ice is better, end of story.
We’re talking about “broken rice” (aka Vietnamese rice). It’s delicious.
For those of you that don’t know, breaking a horse basically means teaching the horse how to carry humans.
Doritos in a sandwich
Eating a sandwich with whole Doritos is just wrong. Broken Doritos? Now you’re talking!
Like jeans, they come stiff. You have to give them time and break them in.
Because what good is a water balloon if you’re not going to break it?
Once again, break them in!
You might be asking yourself, “How is breaking wind better than not breaking wind?” Because it’s funny. That’s why.
If you break bad, what do you get? A great show! (Breaking Bad)
Unless you love awkward situations, this is definitely better when it’s broken.
Fresh bread is great, but like pistachios it’s useless until you break it. And eat it.
Because there’s candy inside. Duh.
Because as soon as you break your fast, you get to eat food again. And food is delicious!
Who wants bad habits? Definitely better when broken.
A news story
Because if you don’t break a news story, it’s not even really a news story. It’s just a story that nobody hears about.
Because that’s what they’re there for. To be broken.
Noisy kids toys
Because who wants to listen to those things all night?
They just taste better in pieces.
Because you have to break them to make them glow.
What are you going to do, eat it whole?