25 Worst Pick Up Lines Ever

Posted by , Updated on January 16, 2024

Pick up lines are an art form, but sadly there aren’t too many artists. At least not good ones. Many try their hands at the brush and canvas but few have any success at selling their work. It’s so sad that it’s comical. Quite comical, actually. So get ready for a good laugh because today, I am going to show you 25 of the worst (and most hilarious) pick up lines you’ll ever hear. A word of advice, though, don’t use these on your next potential date. Your chances will decrease dramatically…trust me on this one.




Can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams and it’s not like you have control over that anyway.

scaredSource: https://www.theodysseyonline.com/51-pickup-lines-that-are-literally-the-worst

"Are you a parking ticket? Because, wow, you should not be this expensive."

parkingSource: https://www.theodysseyonline.com/51-pickup-lines-that-are-literally-the-worst

Had a hockey player hitting on me once at his game, and I told him that I had a boyfriend. His response: "So? Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean I can't score."

hockeyplayer'Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2ezm3t/worst_possible_pickup_lines/ck4hmbt

"Hey did you drop something?" "Um, I don't think so?" "Your standards. Hi! I'm Nick."

standardsSource: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2ezm3t/worst_possible_pickup_lines/ck4jcx0

“Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years."

WTF2Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2ezm3t/worst_possible_pickup_lines/ck4jeeh

One Redditor at the grocery checkout said to a female cashier, "So, if I wasn't buying all this Gatorade, would you still check me out?"

NoSource: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/42v63x/reddit_whats_your_best_pickup_line/czdmi2t/

"Titanic. Sorry, bad icebreaker."

Titanic'Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyPickupLines/comments/7kfso7/titanic/

"Are you Bluetooth? Cause I feel like pairing."

BluetoothSource: https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyPickupLines/comments/7nrg9n/are_you_bluetooth/

"You name must be Adele, because you had me at hello."

AdeleSource: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6a5wew/what_is_the_bestworst_pickup_line_you_know/dhbxzmu/

“I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.”

meSource: https://www.thethings.com/15-of-the-worst-pick-up-lines-that-no-one-should-ever-try-at-home/

“Let’s have breakfast tomorrow. Shall I call you, or nudge you?”

nudgeSource: https://www.thethings.com/15-of-the-worst-pick-up-lines-that-no-one-should-ever-try-at-home/

“Do you live in a cornfield, cause I’m stalking you.”

CornfieldSource: https://www.thethings.com/15-of-the-worst-pick-up-lines-that-no-one-should-ever-try-at-home/

"Do you work at the post office? Because I see you checking out my package.”

packageSource: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Worst_100_Pick-Up_Lines_of_All_Time

"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"

ANgrywomanSource: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Worst_100_Pick-Up_Lines_of_All_Time

"Secret Service, ma'am, I need to do a full body cavity search. National security, you know."

DisgustSource: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Worst_100_Pick-Up_Lines_of_All_Time

"Kissing burns five calories a minute and you look like you could use a workout."

fatkissSource: https://www.theodysseyonline.com/51-pickup-lines-that-are-literally-the-worst

"My shirt would look great on your bedroom floor."

ShirtlessSource: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Worst_100_Pick-Up_Lines_of_All_Time

"Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths."

wtfSource: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Worst_100_Pick-Up_Lines_of_All_Time

“On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?”

MuricaSource: https://www.sheknows.com/love-and-sex/articles/1071251/bad-pickup-lines/2/

“If you were a booger, I’d pick you.”

pickingaboogerSource: https://www.sheknows.com/love-and-sex/articles/1071251/bad-pickup-lines/2/

“OK, I’m here. What do you want for your next wish?”

Wish2Source: https://www.sheknows.com/love-and-sex/articles/1071251/bad-pickup-lines/2/

“I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?”

teddybearhuggingSource: https://www.sheknows.com/love-and-sex/articles/1071251/bad-pickup-lines/

“Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.”

SubSource: https://www.sheknows.com/love-and-sex/articles/1071251/bad-pickup-lines/

“Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!”

Fart2Source: https://www.sheknows.com/love-and-sex/articles/1071251/bad-pickup-lines/

“Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.”

ShockedFace2Source: https://www.sheknows.com/love-and-sex/articles/1071251/bad-pickup-lines/

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