25 Worst Pick Up Lines Ever

Pick up lines are an art form, but sadly there aren’t too many artists. At least not good ones. Many try their hands at the brush and canvas but few have any success at selling their work. It’s so sad that it’s comical. Quite comical, actually. So get ready for a good laugh because today, I am going to show you 25 of the worst (and most hilarious) pick up lines you’ll ever hear. A word of advice, though, don’t use these on your next potential date. Your chances will decrease dramatically…trust me on this one.

 

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25

Can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams and it’s not like you have control over that anyway.

scaredSource: https://www.theodysseyonline.com/51-pickup-lines-that-are-literally-the-worst
24

"Are you a parking ticket? Because, wow, you should not be this expensive."

parkingSource: https://www.theodysseyonline.com/51-pickup-lines-that-are-literally-the-worst

23

Had a hockey player hitting on me once at his game, and I told him that I had a boyfriend. His response: "So? Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean I can't score."

hockeyplayer'Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2ezm3t/worst_possible_pickup_lines/ck4hmbt
22

"Hey did you drop something?" "Um, I don't think so?" "Your standards. Hi! I'm Nick."

standardsSource: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2ezm3t/worst_possible_pickup_lines/ck4jcx0

21

“Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years."

WTF2Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2ezm3t/worst_possible_pickup_lines/ck4jeeh


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