No matter who you are, you’ve almost certainly been asked an annoying question at least once in your life. If you’re tall, then people would always ask you why you were so tall. If you’re short, people would always ask you why you’re so short.
It’s inevitable. There is always room for silly and annoying questions that are sure to annoy you. Some of you have likely heard the same silly question over and over again so many times that you have even come up with witty answers and comebacks. Even if you haven’t though, it’s very possible that this list is relevant to you.
You may even be the one asking the annoying questions but your friends have been too nice to tell you how annoying it is. Either way, you’ll probably relate to this list in one way or another. The only sure thing is that we all annoy each other somehow, and if you can’t stop annoying each other, you might as well have a good laugh about it. That’s exactly what we’re going to be doing today, so come on and get ready because these are 25 Very Annoying Questions That People Love To Ask!
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Why are you so short?
Uh…so do you want a scientific explanation?
You're tall, do you play basketball?
Do you play miniature golf?
Why do you want to work for us?
Because I love your company and everything that you do! Now can I have a job please?
Why don't you drink alcohol?
Because I’m a raging alcoholic. Why do you drink?
Tell us something interesting about yourself.
So you want me to zone out for the next 5 minutes to desperately think of something while I ignore what everybody else in the room is saying?
Do you know why I pulled you over today?
No, do you?
What do you do?
As little as possible.
What are your greatest strengths and weaknesses?
I’m not sure about strengths but my biggest weakness is definitely not having a solid exoskeleton. It makes me vulnerable to attacks from pointy objects.
How many fingers do you see?
Wearing glasses doesn’t make me blind.
Why should we hire you?
Because I like money.
Why is my son failing your class?
Because he doesn’t do anything to pass it.
No, where are you really from?
I’m from here. I was born here. My parents were born here. My grandparents were born here. My great grandparents were from Hong Kong. Where are you really from?
You're from Puerto Rico!? When did you become a citizen?
Really? Puerto Rico is part of the United States. I was born a citizen, Einstein.
Do you have a girlfriend yet?
No grandma, I don’t.
Who are you voting for?
Are you looking for reasons to hate me?
Why aren't you on Facebook?
I am. I’m just ignoring you.
What interests you about our company as compared to the others?
The others didn’t give me interviews.
Hi, how are you?
Hi, how are you?
What are you thinking about?
That someone somewhere has the largest appendix on Earth and doesn’t even know it. Honestly, probably 99% of my thoughts are just as underwhelming.
How's the job going?
It pays the bills.
You're Croatian? No way! Can you speak Croatian right now?
*sigh* What do you want me to say?
What is there to be anxious about?
Nothing. That’s why they call it a disorder.
Why are you so quiet? Why do your cheeks turn red? Why are they turning red right now?
Because I’m shy, and you put me on the spot.
When are you having kids?
And this information is critical to your life because?
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Seriously? I don’t even know what I’m having for dinner tonight.