From ancient times to now, colognes and perfumes remain one of the first cosmetic choices for both women and men. They are synonymous with beauty and sexuality and indicate that those who wear them have style, smell good, and are successful. At least most of these perfumes do, because as we recently discovered there are some scents that you are better off not wearing. Here are 25 strange smelling fragrances you won’t believe exist!
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A French company called Etat Libre d’Orange has created the perfume Sécrétions Magnifiques that smells like blood, sweat, sperm, and saliva. It’s all about human nature, isn’t it?
White Chocolate Delight by Opus Oils is a perfume that features among its ingredients what else—white chocolate!
Pipe Tobacco by Demeter is for all the people out there who love the smell of a good pipe, although I’m sure it’s not very popular in the antismoking community.
JADS International, a fragrance company, had the great idea to create a series of perfumes called Marvel’s The Avengers. According to the advertisement these supernatural scents will empower and bring out the superhero in all of us. To infinity and beyond!
Popcorn by Demeter is a perfume that has the scent of those buttery, salty kernels we all love to munch on at the movies. Crunchy!
Paper Passion by Steidl is a perfume that smells like paper and ink. Undoubtedly it’s the ideal scent for librarians, writers, and booksellers.
The famous fashion brand Comme Des Garcons has created a perfume called Garage and some of its basic notes are aldehydes, kerosene, leather, and plastic. It is definitely perfect for all the car and bike lovers out there.
Lobster smells exactly like the crustacean.
For Strange Women Fragrance Company was inspired to create a perfume called Horse that smells like horses, hay, and oats.
Smells like Hell
Weird Green Pepper by Odette is an odd perfume that can only be identified as something that is found slowly rotting in the back of your fridge.
Funeral Home by Demeter is a blend of lilies, carnations, gladiolus, and chrysanthemums with a hint of mahogany and oriental carpet! Ideal for what else? Funerals!
Fireplace by Demeter is exactly the kind of smell that your clothes get when you are sitting for a long time in front of a fire. It’s best not to spray a lot because someone might call the fire department.
Three of Demeter’s perfumes, Dirt, Grass, and Wet Garden, are the epitome of an earthy smell. Thinking about becoming one with nature?
Those who actually can’t live without coffee will absolutely love Demeter’s Espresso. If drinking coffee isn’t enough for you, now you can wear it too!
L’Artisan Parfumeur has launched Dzing!, a perfume that smells like the circus. The scent is a combination of caramel apples, sweaty artists, elephants, and saddle leather.
VULVA Original is a perfume that replicates the vaginal scent…enough said.
This time Demeter strikes again with a unique perfume called Cannabis Flower…you can probably guess what this perfume smells like.
Cabin in the Forest
November in the Temperate Deciduous Forest is a fragrance by For Strange Women that smells like a cabin in a forest, fallen leaves nestled into the earth, and tree resins after a cold rainy morning.
Do you wish to be eaten alive? Then Flame by BK is your fragrance. Manufactured by Burger King this perfume smells like broiled meat and seduction.
I am sure that everyone knows the peculiar scent of blue cheese. The real question however is, why would anyone want to wear this?
Yes, Demeter Fragrance has done it again; this time the perfume is called Holy Water and reminds us of churches and religious rituals.
A unique perfume has recently been produced by an American company by using DNA technology in order to bottle individualized scents for their customers. Anyone can get their own scent turned into a cologne/perfume formulated according to their unique genetic code. Let’s get a little narcissistic then!
If a burger’s scent doesn’t really satisfy you, there is always Fargginay’s Bacon, which brings to mind frying bacon. A good gift for people who love the taste and smell of bacon.
Angel Food Cake
Angel Food Demeter Fragrance for women is made with egg whites, sugar, vanilla, and coconut. Although these can be used to bake a cake of the same name, they are also the perfume’s main ingredients. Not sure if it smells good, but we bet it tastes great!
The famed computer maker has decided to create a perfume called Air Aroma, which smells like the plastic wrap covering the box, the printed ink on the cardboard, the paper and plastic components in the box, and, of course, the aluminum laptop. Geeks from all around the world will love it!