25 Of The Most Scummy Jobs In The World

Or even better, scam artists who focus on the elderly

Especially fat busting supplements that do actual harm

Tricking people into believing that you’re talking to their dead grandma? Not cool…

So now that we’ve convinced you that you can only live a fulfilling life by completing our classes…cash or credit?

For those of you that don’t know, this is basically the theology that if you have enough faith, God will make you rich.

They buy patents and make money off suing people.

It’s basically legal stalking

We’re not talking about legit homeless people. We’re talking about people with jobs that pretend to be homeless.

Whether it’s to get someone across a border or to sell someone into slavery, scum is scum

So you make money by signing up other people to make money by signing other people up? Sounds legit. Now just tell them that they’re their “own boss.”

And get vulnerable people to take out massive loans for worthless degrees. And then become president. Wait a second…

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These guys basically try to maximize profits by charging extortionate amounts for rent and never fixing anything when it breaks.

Fortunately, this job doesn’t exist in most places

Not all…but definitely some

While not all lawyers are bad, these guys are at least part of the reason why healthcare in the US is so expensive.

There are probably some okay ones, but for the most part their reputation has been ruined by the internet.

As with politicians and lawyers, this doesn’t apply to all of them. Just some.

Just believe us when we tell you to steer clear.

Yes, we know. It’s a necessary evil. But it’s still an evil right?

It’s almost worse than the for-profit colleges.

Just because you don’t have any money doesn’t mean you can’t max out all your cards! This is a great business opportunity!

As usual…not all, just some. We’re talking specifically about the ones that play on people’s insecurities or use white lies to influence behavior.

Let’s just put it like this, there has been a lot of legislation passed in recent years to prevent tow trucks from abusing the system.

By trying to upsell them on caskets

Insurance is useful. The insurance we just mentioned, not so much.

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