25 Hilarious Funny Dog Tags To Tickle Your Doggy Bone

Does your dog have a unique personality?

Maybe he is constantly jumping on people because he thinks treats are coming.

Perhaps, she is always chasing her own tail and getting tired.

Do you sometimes wish there was a tag that fit your dog’s unique and funny personality? Well, we here at List25.com may have the answer.

If you want some ideas for funny dog tags, check out these 25 Hilarious Funny Dog Tags To Tickle Your Doggy Bone.

25

I got lost prowling for bitches, have your people call my people.

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Is your dog popular among the ladies? Then he’ll be sure to wear this collar with style.

24

Game of Bones

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If your pooch is a Game of Thrones fan (or you are), then make sure to get him this collar.

23

I'm why we can't have nice things.

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Do you have a guilty dog? Are they always making a mess? Then this dog tag is perfect.

22

Yes, I'm cute but you can't keep me.

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Sorry, but this dog has one owner, and one owner only. You can look but don’t touch.

21

Oh, snap, I'm lost. Please call my mom. She is ugly crying. Really ugly crying.

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Is your doggy your child? Then let the world know.

20

Call my mom. I don't have thumbs.

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You’ll have to help this dog out. Get your cellphone, quick!

19

Well, that was a sh-t idea. Now I'm lost.

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For the sarcastic dog who is always running out the front door (or escaping under the fence) and getting lost.

18

I'm kind of a big deal.

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For your arrogant, cocky dog … let them wear it with pride.

17

I has a wiggle butt.

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A perfect collar for the dog that likes to drop it like it’s hot.

Calling all dogs to the dance floor!

16

If I look lost, rub my belly and call my mom.

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This dog tag will let people know that, if your dog is lost, they love belly rubs.

15

Not all who wander are lost ... but I bloody am!!! Please call my mum.

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Perhaps your dog is an English chap with a British accent. Or perhaps you jump at every opportunity to use a Tolkien reference.

Put an appropriate collar on the lad, or lassie.

14

Reward: free beer upon return.

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Here’s some advice: offer a good incentive for returning your dog.

Hey, who doesn’t love an ice-cold beer? Or a root beer, if they don’t drink.

13

I like big mutts and I cannot lie.

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Get your hip-hop loving doggie this collar. Hey, look, it’s Sir Barks A Lot!

12

Throw the dang ball.

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A perfect collar for the impatient dog. I wouldn’t tease him much longer. Just throw the ball already!

11

"Gangsta napper"

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It’s part Ruff Ryder, and part Rip Van Winkle. He snoozes and pops kibble.

10

"Talk to the paw"

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This doggy is having none of it. Yes, that’s right. Back off with your attitude or this pawed pet will see your attitude … and raise the stakes.

9

I find your lack of treats disturbing.

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The force is strong in your dog. (Let’s hope he doesn’t become Bark Vader.)

8

I'm a knob ... but everyone still loves me.

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They may be annoying, but you love them. So why not let them know with this dog tag?

7

I wanna li-li-li-lick ya from ya head to ya toes.

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If your dog is a Ludacris fan, get him this collar … or maybe they are just really happy to see you.

6

I bark and I know things.

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A great choice for the philosopher pooch.

He can chase cars and quote Aristotle. Okay, maybe not the last one.

5

Lola spoilt bitch

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She’s sassy, she’s spoiled, but she’s extra cute. She’s a dog who knows what she wants, and she’s got the dog tag to prove it.

4

I lost my humans!

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Aww, the doggy is lost.

Have a heart and find her humans (or as the dog would probably say, hoomans).

3

#Insta-famous

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It’s a sad day if your dog has more followers than you.

However, if that is indeed the case, you might as well get them the appropriate collar.

2

Fiesta like there's no manana.

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Put the party hat on your dog, and make sure those water bowls are filled. Your dog is ready to party.

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Ain't nothing but a hound dog trying to get home.

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For the lazier breed of dog, this tag shows the character of a hound dog.

“Lazy but loyal.”



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