Vermin Supreme Promised Ponies for Everyone
Although Vermin has made plenty of crazy promises in his comical political career, the promise to provide everyone with ponies and move the United States to a pony based economy really topped off the list.
John Edwards Promised to Cure Diabetes, Parkinson's, and Alzheimer's
During his presidential run with John Kerry, John Edwards promised that disabled people will get up out of their chairs and walk again.
Herman Cain Promised to Veto Any Bill Longer Than 3 Pages
Although he had a point with his statement (legislation does have a tendency of getting a bit wordy), Herman didn’t manage to convince anyone.
Dan Quayle Promised Best Educated American People in the World
Dan promised the country that no other nation in the world will have better educated American citizens. Touche, Dan…touche.
Andy Caffrey Promised to Smoke a Joint on Capitol Hill
This 54-year-old California Congress candidate campaigned on several issues, but smoking a marijuana cigarette on the steps of Capitol Hill became a highlight.