25 Hilarious Google Search Suggestions

Posted by , Updated on April 21, 2014

As useful as the Google search autocomplete feature can be, it seems that one of its greatest functions is as a source of comic relief. Because Google stores previous searches made by people from around the world, every time you start typing in the Google search box you get a glimpse of what all your fellow humans are looking for. While most of these search queries are relatively mundane, every once in a while you’ll come across something that will almost certainly leave you scratching your head. And on that note, these are the 25 most hilarious Google search suggestions of all time!
25
Why isn't eleven pronounced eleventy one?
24
Why is my goldfish turning black?
23
Don't you hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way it octopus
22
What do I do if a ginger kid bites me
21
How come when I talk to girls on Facebook they don't answer back

20
My teeth are see through
19
I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur
18
Amish online dating
17
Why can't I own a Canadian
16
Sometimes when I'm alone I use comic sans
15
Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel
14
I am extremely terrified of Chinese people
13
Obama is a cactus
12
Our pet heads are falling off
11
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky
10
Google will not search for Chuck Norris
9
I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun
8
What would a chair look like if you knees bent the other way?
7
I filled our luggage with orphan meat
6
How to raise your IQ by eating gifted children
5
Why are there school?
4
What is a boyfriend and where can I download one?
3
What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
2
If I ate myself would I be twice as big or disappear completely
1
Google is better

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