25 Hilarious Google Search Suggestions

Posted by on July 31, 2012

As useful as the Google search autocomplete feature can be, it seems that one of its greatest functions is as a source of comic relief. Because Google stores previous searches made by people from around the world, every time you start typing in the Google search box you get a glimpse of what all your fellow humans are looking for. While most of these search queries are relatively mundane, every once in a while you’ll come across something that will almost certainly leave you scratching your head. And on that note, these are the 25 most hilarious Google search suggestions of all time!
25

Why isn't eleven pronounced eleventy one?

24

Why is my goldfish turning black?

23

Don't you hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way it octopus

22

What do I do if a ginger kid bites me

21

How come when I talk to girls on Facebook they don't answer back

20

My teeth are see through

19

I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur

18

Amish online dating

17

Why can't I own a Canadian

16

Sometimes when I'm alone I use comic sans

15

Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travele

14

I am extremely terrified of Chinese people

13

Obama is a cactus

12

Our pet heads are falling off

11

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

Syed Balkhi

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  • Bega cheese

    MAKE ONE WITH 25 pictures of food blowing up XD
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  • Unindoctrinated

    Most of these are the result of a concerted effort by many people as an intentional prank. The “Why can’t I own a Canadian” one is a reference to the Biblical law that says you can own slaves from neighbouring countries.

  • Deanna

    Very funny list! How did you find all those oddities? I appreciate your sense of humor and I pinned and shared your post!