25 Hilarious Google Search Suggestions

Posted by on July 31, 2012

As useful as the Google search autocomplete feature can be, it seems that one of its greatest functions is as a source of comic relief. Because Google stores previous searches made by people from around the world, every time you start typing in the Google search box you get a glimpse of what all your fellow humans are looking for. While most of these search queries are relatively mundane, every once in a while you’ll come across something that will almost certainly leave you scratching your head. And on that note, these are the 25 most hilarious Google search suggestions of all time!

Why isn't eleven pronounced eleventy one?


Why is my goldfish turning black?


Don't you hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way it octopus


What do I do if a ginger kid bites me


How come when I talk to girls on Facebook they don't answer back


My teeth are see through


I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur


Amish online dating


Why can't I own a Canadian


Sometimes when I'm alone I use comic sans


Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travele


I am extremely terrified of Chinese people


Obama is a cactus


Our pet heads are falling off


Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

Syed Balkhi


Syed is a co-founder of List25 and a very successful blogger. He is most famously known for his blog WPBeginner that covers WordPress tutorials, beginners guides on topics like installing WordPress, choosing WordPress hosting, and more.

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  • Unindoctrinated

    Most of these are the result of a concerted effort by many people as an intentional prank. The “Why can’t I own a Canadian” one is a reference to the Biblical law that says you can own slaves from neighbouring countries.

  • Deanna

    Very funny list! How did you find all those oddities? I appreciate your sense of humor and I pinned and shared your post!