25 Craziest Political Promises Ever

Posted by on January 24, 2013

Everyone knows that when it comes to empty promises politicians have a monopoly. Every time election season rolls around the promises start flowing and without fail the people cling to the ones they want to believe in the most. Sure, while some of them might be a little believable, or at least believable enough, every once in a while the level of audacity the politicians display reaches new heights. So, in honor of their incredible boldness these are the 25 craziest political promises ever.


25

Vernin Supreme Promises Ponies For Everyone

Although Vernin has made a lot of crazy promises in his comical political career, the promise to provide everyone with ponies and move the United States to a pony based economy really topped off the list.

24

John Edwards Promises To Cure Diabetes, Parkinsons, and Alzheimers

John Edwards went so far as to say that if him and John Kerry are elected president then people like Christopher Reeves will get up out of their chairs and walk again.

23

Herman Cain Promises To Veto Any Bill Longer Than 3 Pages

Although he had a point with his statement (legislation does have a tendency of getting a bit wordy), Herman didn’t really manage to get anyone to take him seriously with this promise.

22

Dan Quayle Promises Best Educated American People In The World

Dan promises the country that no other nation in the world will have better educated American citizens. Touche Dan…touche.



21

Hillary Clinton Promises That Everyone Will Know Who Wears The Pantsuits