25 Weird Inventions You Won’t Believe Exist

The Dogbrella, in theory, makes a lot of sense. Who likes the smell of a wet dog? No one. That’s who. Plus, the first thing your dog will do is shake off all that water into your house. So, the Dogbrella makes a lot of sense. The only cost is your pride and $29.95.

Edible Spray Paint really makes no sense at all and is kind of a hazard. Imagine teaching your children that eating spray paint is a good thing? Might not go over well when they get their hands on a real can of spray paint.

With Ironius: The Coffee Mug Iron, you use the heat of your coffee to iron out a few wrinkles. It’s great because it helps you kill two birds with one stone by looking like a weirdo while you ironing your clothes.

If you own the Shower Sponge Microphone, the good news is you’re likely the only one that knows. The bad news is you own the Shower Sponge Microphone.

The Roller Buggy is a stroller-scooter hybrid allowing parents to relive their skater days as a teenager while endangering their child in the process. Next thing you know, parents will be hitting up the skate park with their rad new Roller Buggy to get some air before heading over to the grocery store to grab a few avocados for taco night.

Ever cut bread and decry the waste of all the crumbs laying across your cutting board? Well, then you should get the Cutting Board Bird Feeder or, you know, just brush the crumbs into your hand and put them in a bird feeder. Whichever you think is best.

If there’s one thing we always thought was missing from an umbrella, it was a water gun. Well, now it’s a reality with the Water Gun Umbrella. A concept way cooler sounding in theory than reality.

Nothing says “alcoholics anonymous” more than a flask tie. So, whether you’re a closet alcoholic or trying to release a desperate cry for help, the flask tie is there for you.

Have you ever wished you could wrap your frames around a corner in your house? Of course, you haven’t. But the corner frame exists anyway despite no one asking for it. If anything, it would be a great practical joke to hang one of these up in your OCD friend’s apartment.

The pizza cutter wheel is a finely crafted invention with no equal. Why, then, would anyone think they needed to invent Pizza Scissors? Don’t be the guy with Pizza Scissors. It’ll benefit no one.

Everyone knows Ping Pong tables are gigantic and difficult to move into a limited space. But, you love to play. How do you solve this problem? Enter the Ping Pong Door. A spacious and easy way to play Ping Pong at the drop of a hat.

We’ll be honest. The Hoodie Pillow might be the next best thing since the Snuggie. Sometimes you need to warm your head while you nap. It’s just a fact of life. Weird or not, this one might be worth owning.

In a way, Anti-Pervert Hairy Stockings makes total sense and might be a worthy investment with how crazy the world has become. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Quack: A Duck-Billed Protective Muzzle for Dogs is wrong on so many levels and, honestly, a little creepy. We get it’s trying to make the dogs look cute but sometimes good intentions end up making things a lot worse.

You’re lonely. You need the feeling of an arm wrapped around you. It’s totally understandable. But, you know, if you have to get the Hug Me Pillow, maybe balance it out with a hobby like rock climbing?

Work-a-holics need to eat too. So, while you’re chained to your desk, with the Dine-Ink Pen Cap Eating Utensils, you can put them on your pens to save yourself the hassle of bringing in real utensils at your workplace. They’re also great for when the office needs some new juicy gossip.

For the ADHD cooks in all of us, Mix Sticks provides both the ability to stir our food and, while we wait, make some epic beats on our pots and pans.

Weird doesn’t even begin to describe Grass Flip Flops. These are an abomination. The whole point of flip flops is to escape the scratchy and irritating feeling of grass. Anyone who wears these is letting grass win.

There’s no way to get around it, the LED Slippers are just weird and shameful. In no way should anyone purchase these things much less wear them. Keep your dignity and walk away.

If you use the Baby Shower Cap while you wash your child, there’s a good chance they’ll judge you as a parent and never look at you the same way again.

Offices are rife with thieves just waiting to nab your delicious turkey and bacon sandwich on rye. Why not foil their devious schemes by using the Anti-Theft Lunch Bag. It’ll make it look like your sandwich is moldy and they’ll find another bag to steal. Weird? Yes. Effective? Absolutely!

If you look it up, a picture of the Foot-Powered Bike sits comfortably next to the word “Lonely” in the dictionary.

If you need mittens to not forget your child, then weird is the least of your worries.

If you’re looking for a belt to both repel friendships and remind you how fat you are, then getting the Weight Watch Belt might be right for you.

Similar to the Pizza Scissors, sometimes it’s best to leave a thing of perfection alone. However, Pizza Cone went ahead and disobeyed the rule, creating a bizarre and unwanted concoction, confusing everyone if they’re eating ice cream or a pizza.