25 Hilarious Inappropriately Toys that Kids to Avoid

Posted by , Updated on February 5, 2024

Christmas is slowly coming which means millions of parents all over the world will have to think about what presents they should buy for their little ones. The stores will soon be packed with infinite ranges of all types of toys and the parents will have to choose the right ones to buy. While there are certainly many toys that are absolutely suitable and educational, there are other toys that – either purposely or unintentionally – are inappropriate, disturbing, violent or sometimes even perverted. From Unicorn the Impaler to a Hitler dummy, these are 25 hilariously inappropriate toys your kids should never have to play with. Seriously, don’t let your kids play with these inappropriate toys. It would just be completely inappropriate!


Encouraging baby girls to become strippers is extraordinarily inappropriate and disturbing

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If you wonder what is wrong with this harmlessly looking toy gun, we will tell you, it is a Japanese version of the Russian roulette for kids.

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Despite the supposedly cute heart and button eyes, the human teeth make this toy a bizarrely creepy thing.

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For those who want their kids to become drug dealers, this would be the best Christmas present. Hopefully there are no such parents.

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Let us hope this thing is just very unsuccessful version of a lasso for little cowboys. Thought the "Pretty Death" print on the box tells me it's probably not.

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Not everybody will find history lessons via this LEGO concentration camp that great of an idea.

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“The avenging narwhal with three adorable animals to impale” says it all.

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Glitter-pooping bunny is definitely weird. At least there's no violence or sexual overtone to it...

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This mutant thing sounds like all biology teachers´ nightmare.

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Did they have to make the spout just on that very spot?

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I am not sure if a violent plush crocodile eating a bloodstained man can help somebody´s kids to have better sleep.

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Obviously, this shape shifter can shift into some really inappropriate shapes.

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I can´t imagine a parent who would like his kids to play with pee and poo.

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We got used to all types of themed Barbie. But “The Birds Barbie” inspired by the famous Hitchcock´s horror movie, might just be too much.

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If I were seated in this thing as a child, I would probably be traumatized for the rest of my life.

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Avenging narwhal has a rival.

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This SpongeBob seems to be a bit more exposed...

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Little babies and tattoo guns? Come on…

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A shaveable red-haired doll with a creepy face. This might be a nice addition to the scary Island of the Dolls, but not to a kid´s bedroom.

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Really not sure about the sanity of the person who designed this coat hook.

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We have no idea what the purpose of this toy is but anyway, playing with a cat brutally run down by a car is nothing but extremely inappropriate.

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This toy is a sure way to traumatize your kids for life.

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Who were these scissors really designed for?

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Batman would definitely disprove of this toy.

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I can hardly imagine a parent who would like his/her little daughter to sleep with this creepy Hitler dummy.

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