Top 25 Reasons Not To Upset Chuck Norris

Posted by , Updated on July 2, 2014

Yes, we know, Chuck Norris jokes are oldschool. No one laughs at them anymore and we are a bunch of losers for even bringing them up. Fine, but don’t come complaining to us that you thought this was just a list of played out Chuck Norris jokes – not that you would ever even make it to that point anyway.  For the rest of you…thats right, these aren’t jokes. They’re warnings. In fact, a better title for this list would have been 25 ways to stay healthy and live a long life.


Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.


Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.


If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.


Chuck Norris does not have a middle name, nobody gets between Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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