Top 25 Reasons Not To Upset Chuck Norris

Yes, we know, Chuck Norris jokes are oldschool. No one laughs at them anymore and we are a bunch of losers for even bringing them up. Fine, but don’t come complaining to us that you thought this was just a list of played out Chuck Norris jokes – not that you would ever even make it to that point anyway.  For the rest of you…thats right, these aren’t jokes. They’re warnings. In fact, a better title for this list would have been 25 ways to stay healthy and live a long life.

25

Chuck Norris once killed 37 terrorists with only 2 bullets....the first bullet was a warning shot.

24

Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.


23

Once, a cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com


21

Chuck Norris got into a knife fight. The knife lost.



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