Yes, we know, Chuck Norris jokes are oldschool. No one laughs at them anymore and we are a bunch of losers for even bringing them up. Fine, but don’t come complaining to us that you thought this was just a list of played out Chuck Norris jokes – not that you would ever even make it to that point anyway. For the rest of you…thats right, these aren’t jokes. They’re warnings. In fact, a better title for this list would have been 25 ways to stay healthy and live a long life.
Chuck Norris once killed 37 terrorists with only 2 bullets....the first bullet was a warning shot.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.
Once, a cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
Chuck Norris got into a knife fight. The knife lost.