These Top 25 Dirty Jokes are pretty great and pretty dirty! Everyone loves jokes. As they say, laughter is the best medicine. And yes, while clever and smart jokes are wonderful and so are silly jokes, there’s just something almost, raw and natural about a dirty joke.
Chances are, everyone’s told one at some time in their life. Even people who seem much too modest have probably told a dirty joke or two. That being said, there are still jokes out there you wanna be careful with whom you share. Sharing dirty jokes with friends is one thing. Sharing dirty jokes with your family or boss or random strangers? That’s a completely different situation and it could get you in trouble.
As long as you use discretion, you can even use the jokes to break up an awkward situation. So without further ado, here are 25 dirty jokes you may want to share with friends, but not your mother!
You gotta move around for this joke.
Question: What’s the speed limit of sex?
Answer: 68, at 69 you have to turn around.
This does make a lot of dating sense.
Question: What’s the best thing about dating a homeless person?
Answer: You can drop them off anywhere.
A toasty joke!
Question: What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
Answer: I want you inside me!
Yes, a dirty Elmo joke!
Question: What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Answer: Two Test-tickles
A crybaby joke...
Question: What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?
Answer: A tearjerker.