Top 20 Best Puns Ever To Crack Your Friends Up

Posted by , Updated on December 20, 2018


So, you want to crack your friends up with the best puns ever? As you may already know, puns are a tricky business. In the world of comedy, poorly written puns have earned a bad reputation. People roll their eyes at them and generally think they’re lame. But, I’m here to tell you, a clever pun effectively utilized can totally pull out a good laugh.

If you’re diligent and wait for the right moment to strike, you might just have your friends balling with laughter. Of course, it takes practice and patience. Thankfully, there’s plenty of the best puns to practice with, and I think some of these are a good place to start. So, tuck them away for a rainy day. I’m sure they’ll come in handy. Here are the top 20 best puns ever to crack your friends up.

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Spring is here. I'm so excited...

wild flowers

I wet my plants.


Why does Peter Pan fly all the time?

peter pan

He Neverlands.


Why did one banana spy on the other?


Because she was appealing.


The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar.

past present future

Things got a little tense.


Which Pokemon does Dracula like the most?



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