So, you want to crack your friends up with the best puns ever? As you may already know, puns are a tricky business. In the world of comedy, poorly written puns have earned a bad reputation. People roll their eyes at them and generally think they’re lame. But, I’m here to tell you, a clever pun effectively utilized can totally pull out a good laugh.
If you’re diligent and wait for the right moment to strike, you might just have your friends balling with laughter. Of course, it takes practice and patience. Thankfully, there’s plenty of the best puns to practice with, and I think some of these are a good place to start. So, tuck them away for a rainy day. I’m sure they’ll come in handy. Here are the top 20 best puns ever to crack your friends up.
Spring is here. I'm so excited...
I wet my plants.
Why does Peter Pan fly all the time?
Why did one banana spy on the other?
Because she was appealing.
The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar.
Things got a little tense.
Which Pokemon does Dracula like the most?
Why'd the tennis player stop playing tennis?
He said it was a racket.
What happens when you lock yourself into a wardrobe?
That’s Narnia business.
Simba was moving to slow one day...
I told him to Mufasa.
Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?
They are 2 tired.
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up...
They’d be alloys.
What do you get when you mix Luigi and Donald Trump?
My little brother threw a milk carton at me.
How does Santa not get sick on Christmas-Eve?
He uses Santa-tizer.
I don't think I need a spine.
It’s holding me back.
Why does Waldo always wear stripes?
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
What's the name of the Stark family barbershop?
Winter is combing.
Why can’t you take inventory in Afghanistan?
Because of the tally ban.
Where do the Sith shop?
The Maul. Everything is half off.
What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter at Dairy Queen?
You’re a blizzard, Harry.
What do you call a piece of toast at the zoo?
Bread in captivity.