Pick up lines are rarely a good idea, even if you have a good line. At best, they’re an icebreaker if the person you’re delivering them to has a sense of humor.
But then there are some pickup lines that are so ill-advised, it takes you from “unnoticed” to “Not a chance in hell”.
Here are the 25 worst pickup lines you’ve ever heard.
"You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.”
Source: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."
http://www.sheknows.com"Your parents must be terrorists because they made a bomb!"
Source : http://www.askmen.com"I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on."
Source: http://www.goodreads.com"I'm a hot commodity. You're a hot commodity. We should go out."
Source: http://www.glamour.com"Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!"
Source: http://www.sheknows.com/"Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths."
Source: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com"Are you accepting applications for your fan club?"
Source: http://www.goodreads.com"You have nice child-bearing hips. You will give me many sons"
Source: http://www.glamour.com"Say, did we go to different schools together?"
Source: http://www.jokerdesigns.com"Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you"
Source: http://www.thethings.com"Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection."
Source: http://www.sheknows.com"I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within the next half hour."
Source: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com"Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!"
Source: http://www.goodreads.com"How long did it take to shave those looong legs?"
Source: http://www.glamour.com"You know, people tell me I look like (insert sexy celebrity here)"
Source: https://www.thrillist.com"Let's have breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?"
Source: http://www.thethings.com"Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more."
Source: http://www.sheknows.com"Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, nice tits"
Source: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com"If you were a potato, you'd be a really nice potato."
Source: http://www.goodreads.com"You turn my software into hardware"
Source: http://uberhavoc.com"Are you Angelina Jolie? Because I would love to raid your tomb."
Source: https://www.thrillist.com"It's handy that I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out."
Source: http://www.sheknows.com"I like my ladies the way i like my peanut butter... CHUNKY!"
Source: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com"You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon. "
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