25 Worst Pick Up Lines You’ve Ever Heard

Pick up lines are rarely a good idea, even if you have a good line. At best, they’re an icebreaker if the person you’re delivering them to has a sense of humor.

But then there are some pickup lines that are so ill-advised, it takes you from “unnoticed” to “Not a chance in hell”.

Here are the 25 worst pickup lines you’ve ever heard.

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25

"You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.”

ChasingPavementsSource: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com
24

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

Optimus_Prime_in_Universal_Studios_Floridahttp://www.sheknows.com
23

"Your parents must be terrorists because they made a bomb!"

bombSource : http://www.askmen.com
22

"I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on."

On-Off_SwitchSource: http://www.goodreads.com
21

"I'm a hot commodity. You're a hot commodity. We should go out."

hotcommoditySource: http://www.glamour.com
20

"Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!"

Sacred_Fart_Activity_CenterSource: http://www.sheknows.com/
19

"Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths."

protozoaSource: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com
18

"Are you accepting applications for your fan club?"

fanclubSource: http://www.goodreads.com
17

"You have nice child-bearing hips. You will give me many sons"

Bebe-Pregnant-Woman-Child-Pregnant-BoySource: http://www.glamour.com
16

"Say, did we go to different schools together?"

scoolsSource: http://www.jokerdesigns.com
15

"Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you"

corn-fieldSource: http://www.thethings.com
14

"Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection."

wifiSource: http://www.sheknows.com
13

"I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within the next half hour."

fujiSource: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com
12

"Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!"

Lucky_CharmsSource: http://www.goodreads.com
11

"How long did it take to shave those looong legs?"

longlegsSource: http://www.glamour.com
10

"You know, people tell me I look like (insert sexy celebrity here)"

pratpratSource: https://www.thrillist.com
9

"Let's have breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?"

breakfastSource: http://www.thethings.com
8

"Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more."

smoreSource: http://www.sheknows.com
7

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, nice tits"

Roses are RedSource: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com
6

"If you were a potato, you'd be a really nice potato."

nicepotatoSource: http://www.goodreads.com
5

"You turn my software into hardware"

circuit-circuit-board-resistor-computer-163100Source: http://uberhavoc.com
4

"Are you Angelina Jolie? Because I would love to raid your tomb."

raidwhatnowSource: https://www.thrillist.com
3

"It's handy that I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out."

checkinyououtSource: http://www.sheknows.com
2

"I like my ladies the way i like my peanut butter... CHUNKY!"

CHUNKYSource: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com
1

"You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon. "

michael-jackson-vectorsource: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/obnoxiousmalepickuplines.html


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