25 Worst Pick Up Lines You’ve Ever Heard

Pick up lines are rarely a good idea, even if you have a good line. At best, they’re an icebreaker if the person you’re delivering them to has a sense of humor.

But then there are some pickup lines that are so ill-advised, it takes you from “unnoticed” to “Not a chance in hell”.

Here are the 25 worst pickup lines you’ve ever heard.

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"You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.”

ChasingPavementsSource: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."


"Your parents must be terrorists because they made a bomb!"

bombSource : http://www.askmen.com

"I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on."

On-Off_SwitchSource: http://www.goodreads.com

"I'm a hot commodity. You're a hot commodity. We should go out."

hotcommoditySource: http://www.glamour.com

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