25 Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Your Next Party

Posted by , Updated on December 14, 2023

Did you go to any Ugly Christmas Sweater parties this year? If not, you missed out on a lot of silly, crazy fun. Even if you don’t celebrate Christmas, Ugly Christmas Sweaters are fun to wear and play with. Think of it like cosplay, drunk on spiked eggnog. Just so you don’t miss out next year, and also to compare these with some of the ones you saw last week, we thought we’d share a round up of some of the ugliest Christmas Sweaters out there. Check out these 25 Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Your Next Party!

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Christmas kitty is coming for you

large cat santa hathttps://amzn.to/2Lw5P5T

To be honest, I’m bringing you my favorite right at the start. You might not find it that funny, but I for real laughed until I was crying and got an eye-roll from my husband. Beware of giant space kitty.

24

Carlton-Santa

carlton santahttps://amzn.to/2R2Owys

Whoever came up with this Christmas sweater suffers from serious ’90s nostalgia. Not that I blame them. Plus, this shirt makes me want to dance the Carlton. It’s a real party winner.

23

Fab-yule-us

fabyuleushttps://amzn.to/2EBPN9L

Everyone loves a good pun, right?

Hello?

Anyone?

You know you want this sweater!

22

I don't even know

cat tree headhttps://amzn.to/2UVXjRO

If there’s a contest, your chances of winning increase 100-fold with this sweater.

21

Unicorn Cheer

unicorn christmas sweaterhttps://amzn.to/2BrhbDn

I, personally, am all about this new unicorns-on-everything trend; however, even I have to admit that a unicorn on a holiday sweater is a bit much.

20

Feliz Navi-dog

feliz navi-doghttps://amzn.to/2Bw5cEq

*Chuckle* *Chuckle* *Snort*

Is it just me, or does this poor dog’s face look like it’s melting?

19

Mermaid Santa

mermaid santahttps://amzn.to/2rLz6jM

Mermaid everything. Not even St. Nick is immune.

18

Tinsel Sweater

tensil sweaterhttps://amzn.to/2USERJK

This one is perfect for those who really don’t want a lot of hugs.

17

Centaur Santa

centaur sweaterhttps://amzn.to/2Sf6nQ9

This is just getting ridiculous.

16

Men's Sea Sleigher Sweater

santa riding sharkhttps://amzn.to/2ClxEuD

Poseidon Santa will release the Kraken and jump the shark right over it.

15

Unicorn Space Santa

santa riding unicornhttps://amzn.to/2S3SN1I

“Let’s take holiday unicorns to the next level.”

“Let’s PUT ONE IN OUTER SPACE.”

“And have Santa ride it?”

“YEESSSS!!!”

14

Octopus Santa

octopus santahttps://amzn.to/2Safxx0

Just say, “No,” to drugs, kids.

13

Christ-mas Sweater

jesus christmas partyhttps://amzn.to/2UX7K7Q

Some say He’s the reason for the season, and if you read scripture, you might say he was down with a good party. If nothing else, this sweater’s a conversation starter.

12

Rudolf Sweater

rudolph sweaterhttps://amzn.to/2Buq0wk

This is cute and everything until you look closer and see a reindeer-owl abomination, hanging from Rudolph’s antlers. What the heck is happening?

11

Cool Frosty

frosty sweaterhttps://amzn.to/2RaiXCA

Who knew Frosty the Snowman was such a cool dude?

10

UFO Christmas

christmas ufohttps://amzn.to/2S5G5PT

This sweater reminds me of Oregon Trail. Plus there seems to be an alien abduction taking place. It looks simple, but there’s a lot going on here.

9

Stuffed Reindeer Sweater

reindeer stuffed sweaterhttps://amzn.to/2R6BbVz

If you want to stand out, this one will do the trick.

8

Slothy Christmas

slothy christmashttps://amzn.to/2UX9X2X

Cute or ugly? I really can’t decide.

7

Sparkles

fuzzy sprakly sweaterhttps://amzn.to/2EB0WYB

This Christmas Sweater hurts my eyes. It’s sure to make a statement, though.

6

Santa Costume Hoodie

santa beard hoodiehttps://amzn.to/2ByoTfc

Save money on a full Santa costume, and just go with this epic Santa hoodie.

5

Target Practice

target sweater christmashttps://amzn.to/2BvukeM
4

Game of Thrones

dragon christmas sweaterhttps://amzn.to/2UY48lS

Christmas is coming…

Only serious fans need apply.

3

Elf Sweater

elf santahttps://amzn.to/2R2GA07

At this point, “Elf” is a holiday classic. Remind everyone of that with this Elf Sweater.

2

Holiday Pets

animals wreath sweaterhttps://amzn.to/2UVIv5I
1

Tree Sweater

tree sweaterhttps://amzn.to/2LpqVTb

This is perfect for playing hide-and-seek in. Just stand next to the tree, and you’ll seemingly disappear.

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