25 Things You Should Never (Ever) Say On A First Date

We have all been on at least one tragic first date. We know firsthand how much it sucks to say the wrong things or even worse, be the one who has heard them. For that reason we made a short guide for both ladies and gents of all the things that you should never say on a first date. Just follow these 25 things you should never (ever) say on a first date.

25

 “You must have been single for a long time.”

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But you haven’t, right? That’s why you’re on a blind date or met someone on the Internet. Both of you are in the same boat pretty much so stop trying to be the bigger person and enjoy the company.

24

 “I hope you love cooking and doing laundry.”

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Dude, you’re out on a date not looking to buy a slave. Welcome to 2015, it’s where men do their own laundry!


23

“Do you think I am good-looking/beautiful?”

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Insecurity and lack of confidence aren’t exactly two things that people admire in others, you know.

22

 “Wow! You look way better than you do in your photos.”

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So you’re basically saying that she or he looks busted in the photos, right? Don’t get upset if the reply you get is “Too bad you don’t.”


21

“Hurry up you lazy cow!” (Referring to the waitress but not to her face)

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What woman doesn’t love an aggressive chauvinist who “respects” hard-working women?



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