You’ve probably tried learning French, Spanish, or German, but those are nothing compared to Woman (the language). Most scholars agree that the only thing more impossible than understanding the language of women is dividing by 0. You have no hope. Don’t even try. Whatever. See? You probably thought that all of that means you should just give up and not try anymore right? Wrong! Any woman will tell you that in the language of women, it means the complete opposite. Here are 25 things women say that men misunderstand.
Do you have to do this now?
Also not a question. It means stop doing what you’re doing and prepare for further orders.
You have to learn to communicate
“Communicate” can also be translated as “agree with me”.
I'm not upset
I don't want to talk about it
She wants you to go away because she is still building up evidence against you.