25 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand

You’ve probably tried learning French, Spanish, or German, but those are nothing compared to Woman (the language). Most scholars agree that the only thing more impossible than understanding the language of women is dividing by 0. You have no hope. Don’t even try. Whatever. See? You probably thought that all of that means you should just give up and not try anymore right? Wrong! Any woman will tell you that in the language of women, it means the complete opposite. Here are 25 things women say that men misunderstand.

25

Nothing

things women say that men don't understand

It is something. It is definitely something and you had better figure it out real quick.

24

Do I look fat in this?

things women say that men don't understand

A better translation would be “Do you think I’m ugly?” and the answer is categorically “no”.

23

Go ahead

things women say that men don't understand

Do not misconstrue this as permission. In fact, it’s more of a dare. Actually, its always a dare. Don’t do it.

22

No

things women say that men don't understand

It means “no”.

21

Yes

things women say that men don't understand

In most cases this also means no. There are exceptions but they are very hard to distinguish.



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