25 Tacky Couple Halloween Costumes

Trust me, they don’t need colors to stand out in the crowd. Their annoying personalities will do that well enough.

This seems like a good idea until someone needs to go to the bathroom.

These two will be “recalculating route” the entire night.

If this is a euphemism, I’m not really sure I get it. Or do I?

“We’re breakfast food! Don’t you get it?” No.

Oh that’s cute…or is it gross? Yeah, it’s gross.

This is actually a great costume to look back on in photos when the couple inevitably breaks up.

Gnome costumes are only appropriate when… actually, they are never appropriate.

This costume is sure to be accompanied by a voice impression as well. Loads of fun.

For some people, Halloween is the chance to release their inner nerd, but attending a party in matching alien monarch-ware just makes everyone uncomfortable.

Neon colored Vikings. Just like in olden times.

Extra points if you switch gender roles. But themes of teenage pregnancy and abandonment in costume-planning should be avoided.

There is always a banana somewhere in every crowd picture.

The best part about the couple that comes looking like this is that they already had all of the clothes in their closet.

Nothing says “I have no creativity” like this classic look.

If you come dressed like this, get ready to take a lot of drink orders.

Yes we’ve see The Great Gatsby and the 900 20s parties since then. Let it go.

10 bucks says the guy will take his shirt off at some point in the night.

At least towards the end of the night, you can start rearranging their velcro facial features. Mouth, teeth, mustache , eyes, anyone?

“Hi, we’ll just be sitting over here by ourselves the whole night.”

It’s a fun costume until you have to walk through a doorway.

Yes, let’s keep drawing attention to these two role models in American culture.

The only thing more annoying than tourists: people in tourist costumes.

The adorable mouse duo was cute for 6-year-olds but not 36-year-olds.

You’re the one that I want… to avoid at this party.

If you want to see even more Horrid Halloween costumes, check out these25 Worst Halloween Costumes Ever .