In our modern era of Spotify and iTunes, tons of songs are churned out daily. With the endless supply of tunes available for consumption, stupid lyrics are sadly inevitable. Some might assume stupid lyrics are limited to pop songs, but they’d be wrong. From country to rock, all genres are susceptible to mind-numbing stupidity. While artists usually like to claim “artistic expression” to defend their inane lyrics, most of the time not even that can save them. So, what are these dumb words put to song? Here are 25 Stupid Song Lyrics You Won’t Believe You’re Actually Listening To.
Spice Girls, Wannabe
“I really really really wanna zig a zig aaaaaaah.”
We really don’t.
LFO, Summer Girls
“New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits / Chinese food makes me sick.”
Trying to connect the dots between New Kids on the Block and Chinese food will make you go crazy. We don’t recommend trying it.
Selena Gomez, I Love You Like a Love Song
“I love you like a love song, baby.”
Are we talking a Taylor Swift love song or an R.E.M. love song? Help us out here.
Train, 50 Ways to Say Goodbye
“Someday I’ll find a love like yours / She’ll think I’m Superman, not SuperMinivan / How could you leave on Yom Kippur?”
There are no words other than…what a trainwreck.
Black Eyed Peas, I Got a Feeling
“Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday.”
Well, at least we know the Black Eyed Peas passed Kindergarten.
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