This weird USB toy designed in Japan doesn’t really do much, except it starts glowing red in the eyes when you press the “H” key on your keyboard. I think we’re all better off not knowing why.
Brought to you by the folks over at Think Geek, this large black rectangle is the greatest nerd toy of all time. It’s basically a block designed to the exact proportions of Kubrick’s towering Monolith.
We’ve seen pregnant dolls, now it’s time for mourning dolls. Just inject this doll with a water filled syringe, and she will start crying all over the place. Looks like a really fun way to raise depressed kids.
Pretty straight forward. It’s an alarm clock that you turn off by shooting a target with a toy gun. There must be better ways to wake up.
Sew Able Doll
It’s basically an amputee that you can sew back together. Maybe it will at least motivate kids to do well in school so they sew people back together in real life.