25 Strangest Things You Can Buy Online

Posted by , Updated on November 24, 2023

Our latest list: 25 strangest things you can buy online is jam-packed with absolutely interesting items. While most of us have done our fair share of shopping online, how many times have you bought a military tank over the internet? Or how about an imaginary friend? Well, if you haven’t then get ready to read about them.

If you ever find yourself in need of a real human skull, then Skulls Unlimited is your source for all things dead.

Human skull in dark roomhttps://www.skullsunlimited.com/

Mortar Investments, a company based out of Prague, allows you to buy basically any vehicle that comes with treads and a gun.

Tan military tankhttp://www.mortarinvestments.eu/

Get your very own haunted rubber ducky! Sold on eBay, it supposedly has the power to possess children. However, there is no guarantees that it works, and no instructions!

yellow rubber duck on white backgroundhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/ebay-at-20-20-of-the-weirdest-things-ever-sold-10484436.html

Loaded with everything you'll need, this zombie survival kit will come in handy when the world is overtaken by the living dead.

Various survival gear sheathed in black poucheshttps://www.gerbergear.com/Equipment/Kits/Apocalypse-Kit_30-000601

The owl vomit kit is the perfect science project for kids interested in biology. Specially, the biology of bird puke.

Owl pellet kit for dissectionhttps://www.amazon.com/Amazing-Owl-Pellet-Dissection-Kit/dp/B07C5GL91T

Ever dream of walking around with a dead mouse in your hair? Well then head on over to Etsy and order yourself a severed mouse heads hairpin set!

Mouse heads on cardigan clipshttps://www.etsy.com/shop/MorbidCurioTaxidermy?ref=condensed_trust_header_title_reviews

For only $87 dollars, you can buy this advanced UFO Detector! It's honestly the best money you'll waste today!

UFO detector with blue LED lightshttps://www.amazon.com/UFO-Detector-magnetometer-interfaced-microcontroller/dp/B000796XYQ/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=ufo+detector&qid=1550935426&s=gateway&sr=8-1

As cool as having your own radioactive substance would be, we’re pretty sure its the fastest way to end up on the FBI’s watch list. However, if you want to be a rebel, Uranium is for sale somewhere...

Green chunk of uranium orehttps://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

Although the item was taken down due to laws against selling organs online, a man’s liver managed to reach a bid of over $5 million dollars prior to being shutdown.

Human liverhttp://newsonrelevantscience.blogspot.com/2011/08/10-body-parts-people-have-tried-to-sell.html

In March of 2000 after 'N Sync had breakfast on a morning TV program, someone ended up taking home Justin’s half eaten toast and selling it for $1,025.

French toast with syrup and powdered sugarhttps://ew.com/article/2000/03/24/justin-timberlakes-french-toast-sold-ebay/

Supposedly, wolf urine allows you to scare off unwanted critters by tricking them into thinking that predators are lurking nearby.

A gallon of wolf urinehttps://www.amazon.com/Deerbusters-Wolf-Urine-Lure-32-oz/dp/B0006IGZSM

In 2005 after Melissa Heuschkel didn’t know what to call her fourth child she decided to sell the naming rights online. They were quickly bought by the online casino GoldenPalace.com for $15,000 who subsequently named the child (surprise!) Golden Palace Heuschkel.

Newborn baby in pink hathttps://www.registercitizen.com/news/article/Name-sale-cash-coming-in-handy-12146644.php

If you’re rich enough and you like being alone in the middle of the ocean then Vladi Private Islands has just the thing for you.

Private island on a crystal clear oceanhttps://www.vladi-private-islands.de/en/islands-for-sale/

In 2017, a Cheeto resembling the slain gorilla, Harambe, was put up for sale on eBay. It quickly went viral and sold for $100,000.

Cheeto piece resembling gorillahttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/02/06/harambe-shaped-cheeto-reaches-bid-nearly-100k-ebay/97567340/

An imaginary friend. Strangely enough, the image you see is an actual picture provided by the seller of her imaginary friend known as Bernard. It might sound crazy, but the invisible companion sold for nearly $3,000.

Woman sits next to imaginary friendhttps://www.news.com.au/finance/georgia-horrocks-tries-to-sell-imaginary-friend-on-ebay/news-story/32346dd2cc0f5a06af9cb10789ac1eb1

Well, not the whole moon, but one acre in the Sea of Tranquility can be bought for $32 through the New York-based Lunar Registry.

Desolate land on the moonhttps://lunarregistry.com/

Although it may have some redeemable use as an exercise motivator, there is no way that 5 pounds of artificial fat wouldn’t make this list.

Replica of human fathttps://www.anatomywarehouse.com/1-lb-5-lb-fat-replicas-a-101873

Featuring everything from Cabbage Patch Kids to Elsa from Frozen, miniature wigs let parents everywhere get a good laugh at the expense of their infant children.

baby wigs on infant kidshttp://www.mommyshorts.com/2013/07/baby-wigs-are-a-real-thing.html

When we say drive through kit we’re not joking. The kit from Brevita Cooperative Association actually includes a physical drive through unit for you to kick start your business.

Brevita drive thru kioskhttps://www.seattlepi.com/business/article/The-Insider-Company-offers-drive-through-coffee-1262147.php

The USB pet rock. All you have to do is plug the cable into the rock, sit back, and watch it do nothing.

USB Pet Rockhttps://www.etsy.com/listing/552498722/original-pet-rock-with-walking-leash?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_d-toys_and_games-other&utm_custom1=6ef63790-f24f-4c9d-ba9b-418fd319d2bb&utm_content=go_304504595_22745996195_78727229675_pla-106553263955_c__552498722&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIt93sm8_K4AIVEsZkCh3kQg0oEAkYASABEgKI-vD_BwE

For all those times you wish your banana had just a little more protection, we introduce to you the most efficient banana defense mechanism known to man…the Banana Guard.

Banana Guardhttps://www.amazon.com/Original-Banana-Guard-Passionate-Purple/dp/B00PRCRESC/ref=asc_df_B00PRCRESC/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=167129511510&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=15237591958486402625&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9019483&hvtargid=pla-307159896388&psc=1

A serial killer’s fingernails. It's true. Roy Norris, a famous serial killer, had his fingernail shavings sold on the internet for $10 a pop.

Roy Norrishttps://www.seattletimes.com/life/lifestyle/murderabilia-online-sellers-offer-killers-personal-items/

The Millionaires Concierge lets you “rent” celebrities for private events. Prices range anywhere from $25,000 per day to $350,000 dollars per hour.

Red Carpet Celebrity VIPhttps://millionairesconcierge.com/service-category/celebrities-for-hire/

For $20,000 you can buy your child a commercial battle mech from a Japanese company called Sakakibara-Kikai. Who doesn't want a giant robot mechanic?

Cyclops Mechhttps://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2013/04/24/in-japan-you-can-buy-your-kid-a-mech-for-20000/#1feb88c6c5d6

Urine Powered Batteries, they're real. Leave it to the Japanese to invent something like this.

urine-powered batterieshttps://www.greenoptimistic.com/urine-powered-batteries-one-step-closer-hitting-market-20170219/#.XG1oouhKiUk

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