Sometimes you need a little chuckle, or you know someone who needs a little chuckle. Maybe you’re having a Monday; maybe you’re just sitting down with your coffee; or maybe you’re about to head off to another meeting that should’ve been an email. Whatever the case, here are 25 Short Funny Jokes Sure To Give You A Giggle.
What do the movies Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there. He said he couldn't complain.
An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar. I know because they told me.
A Liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Mister Romney, what'll it be?"
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall. But it was his dumb asphalt.
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