25 Short Funny Jokes Sure To Give You A Giggle

Posted by , Updated on October 9, 2017


Sometimes you need a little chuckle, or you know someone who needs a little chuckle. Maybe you’re having a Monday; maybe you’re just sitting down with your coffee; or maybe you’re about to head off to another meeting that should’ve been an email. Whatever the case, here are 25 Short Funny Jokes Sure To Give You A Giggle.


Wife says to her programmer husband, "Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen." Husband returns with 12 loaves of bread.

getadozenSource: http://www.tickld.com

My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

LionheartSource: http://www.distractify.com

Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage

ColeslawSource: https://thoughtcatalog.com

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

meditationSource: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSM2kU6gNo8

Make me one with everything.


What's the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

twitterSource: http://www.quickfunnyjokes.com

Twitter has a limit of 140 characters.

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