Sometimes you need a little chuckle, or you know someone who needs a little chuckle. Maybe you’re having a Monday; maybe you’re just sitting down with your coffee; or maybe you’re about to head off to another meeting that should’ve been an email. Whatever the case, here are 25 Short Funny Jokes Sure To Give You A Giggle.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?
He couldn’t find the Droid he was looking for.
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.