It’s tough to be a celebrity. The cameras are always on, the paparazzi are always present, and every move they make and every word they say is incessantly scrutinized. While celebrity publicists and public relations teams make sure to carefully craft their image – whether it be kind and wholesome, wild and festive, or smooth and suave – sometimes celebrities can slip up and say some pretty ridiculous things. These hilarious celebrity quotes go to show that you can change somebody’s image but you can never entirely change who they are.
In this list, we’ve compiled some of the funniest celebrity quotes from our time. Whether it’s Kid Rock on his plan to make every American go to church, Arnold Schwarzenegger on his beliefs regarding gay marriage, or Lil Wayne on highly effective study habits, the hilarious quotes on this list are guaranteed to make you laugh. (We particularly like Tina Fey’s quote at #24 and Jack Nicholson’s laughable quote at #10.) While we might expect to hear silly quotes from celebrities we know as less cerebral, some of the most popular and dignified celebrities of our day have also made the cut. See if you favorite celebrity has said something funny enough to make our list of 25 Ridiculous Celebrity Quotes To Make You Chuckle.
“It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.”
“I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less.”
“I like women. I don’t understand them, but I like them.”
“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”
“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”