You’ve probably never thought about it, but we’re scary. That’s right…us. Humans. We’re terrifying, actually. Out of all the animals on this planet, we are at the top of the food chain. We have no natural predators, and even if we did have them in the past, we locked them into cages and now take our kids to look at them. If aliens were to come to Earth, there is good reason for them to be quite terrified. We are insanely violent as a species. In fact, we view mutually assured destruction as an acceptable outcome. If our houses are knocked down by a natural disaster or a war, we come right back and build them where they used to be.
Of course, this list is meant to be fun. But it’s secondary value, if there is any, would be to make us take a step back and think of ourselves differently. What if we saw humanity through the eyes of an alien who had just teleported to Earth? What would that alien report back to the mother ship? And that is exactly where our list picks up today. These are 25 reasons that aliens should be scared of us!
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Humans expose themselves to lethal radiation from their star as part of their mating ritual.
Image: pixabay, Source: 9gagHumans can project biochemical weapons from almost every orifice.
Image: FaceMePLS via Flickr, Source: redditRemoving limbs will not incapacitate humans, you must remove the head.
Image: wikipedia, Source: redditIn spite of being poisonous to them, they deliberately consume large amounts of ethanol, simply for fun.
Image: pixabay, Source: 9gagHuman decorate themselves by piercing their flesh and hanging metal from the wounds.
Image: pixabay, Source: imgurHumans eat the unborn offspring of their prey and call them “eggs.”
Image: pexels, Source: 9gagTheir response to natural disasters is to rebuild their dwellings right in their original locations.
Image: wikipedia, Source: redditThey char the corpses of their prey before eating them.
Image: pixabay, Source: redditTheir offspring spend a significant portion of their early years in simulators that teach them how to kill.
Image: wikipedia, Source: imgurUnder stress, they automatically produce a combat drug that reduces pain and reaction time as well as increases their strength.
Source: 9gagWhen content, they bare the bony protrusions that they use to tear apart their prey.
Image: wikipedia, Source: redditHumans can create more humans with minimal outside assistance.
Image: wikipedia, Source: 9gagIn combat, humans view mutually assured destruction as an acceptable outcome.
Image: youtube, Source: imgurThey replenish themselves by devouring the flesh of other creatures to fuel complex chemical reactions in their body.
Source: 9gagThey breed their predators into cute cuddly creatures and keep them at home for the amusement of their offspring.
Image: pixabay, Source: redditHumans can detect you in low light conditions by sensing atmospheric vibrations.
Image: wikipedia, Source: imgurHumans have too many bony protrusions in their jaws, so they use metal rods to align them.
Image: wikipedia, Source: 9gagFor entertainment, they slide down jagged terrain at subzero temperatures.
Image: pixabay, Source: redditHumans kill their prey and wear their skins to show status.
Image: wikipedia, Source: 9gagThey enjoy watching other humans die.
Image: wikipedia, Source: 9gagTheir bodies have a highly developed cooling system that allows them to stalk their prey to exhaustion.
Image: wikipedia, Source: imgurHumans drink the most potent solvent on their planet in large quantities.
Image: pixabay, Source: imgurThey have redundant organs.
Image: wikipedia, Source: redditHumans will, for the most part, eat anything, and if it doesn’t taste good, they will use highly toxic substances to add flavor.
Image: wikipedia, Source: imgurHumans bites can be extremely infectious and even fatal.
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