25 Reasons That Aliens Should Be Scared Of Us

You’ve probably never thought about it, but we’re scary. That’s right…us. Humans. We’re terrifying, actually. Out of all the animals on this planet, we are at the top of the food chain. We have no natural predators, and even if we did have them in the past, we locked them into cages and now take our kids to look at them. If aliens were to come to Earth, there is good reason for them to be quite terrified. We are insanely violent as a species. In fact, we view mutually assured destruction as an acceptable outcome. If our houses are knocked down by a natural disaster or a war, we come right back and build them where they used to be.

Of course, this list is meant to be fun. But it’s secondary value, if there is any, would be to make us take a step back and think of ourselves differently. What if we saw humanity through the eyes of an alien who had just teleported to Earth? What would that alien report back to the mother ship? And that is exactly where our list picks up today. These are 25 reasons that aliens should be scared of us!

 

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25

Humans expose themselves to lethal radiation from their star as part of their mating ritual.

Humans expose themselves to lethal radiation from their star as part of their mating ritualImage: pixabay, Source: 9gag
24

Humans can project biochemical weapons from almost every orifice.

Humans can project biochemical weapons from almost every orificeImage: FaceMePLS via Flickr, Source: reddit
23

Removing limbs will not incapacitate humans, you must remove the head.

Removing limbs will not incapacitate humans, you must remove the headImage: wikipedia, Source: reddit
22

In spite of being poisonous to them, they deliberately consume large amounts of ethanol, simply for fun.

In spite of being poisonous to them, they deliberately consume large amount of ethanol, simply for funImage: pixabay, Source: 9gag
21

Human decorate themselves by piercing their flesh and hanging metal from the wounds.

Human decorate themselves by piercing their flesh and hanging metal from the woundsImage: pixabay, Source: imgur
20

Humans eat the unborn offspring of their prey and call them “eggs.”

Humans eat the unborn offspring of their prey and call them “eggs”Image: pexels, Source: 9gag
19

Their response to natural disasters is to rebuild their dwellings right in their original locations.

Their response to natural disasters is to rebuild their dwellings right in their original locationsImage: wikipedia, Source: reddit
18

They char the corpses of their prey before eating them.

They char the corpses of their prey before eating themImage: pixabay, Source: reddit
17

Their offspring spend a significant portion of their early years in simulators that teach them how to kill.

Their offspring spend a significant portion of their early years in simulators that teach them how to killImage: wikipedia, Source: imgur
16

Under stress, they automatically produce a combat drug that reduces pain and reaction time as well as increases their strength.

Under stress they automatically produce a combat drug that reduces pain and reaction time as well as increases their strengthSource: 9gag
15

When content, they bare the bony protrusions that they use to tear apart their prey.

When content, they bare the bony protrusions that they use to tear apart their preyImage: wikipedia, Source: reddit
14

Humans can create more humans with minimal outside assistance.

Humans can create more humans with minimal outside assistanceImage: wikipedia, Source: 9gag
13

In combat, humans view mutually assured destruction as an acceptable outcome.

In combat, humans view mutually assured destruction as an acceptable outcomeImage: youtube, Source: imgur
12

They replenish themselves by devouring the flesh of other creatures to fuel complex chemical reactions in their body.

They replenish themselves by devouring the flesh of other creatures to fuel complex chemical reactions in their bodySource: 9gag
11

They breed their predators into cute cuddly creatures and keep them at home for the amusement of their offspring.

They breed their predators into cute cuddly creatures and keep them at home for the amusement of their offspringImage: pixabay, Source: reddit
10

Humans can detect you in low light conditions by sensing atmospheric vibrations.

Humans can detect you in low light conditions by sensing atmospheric vibrationsImage: wikipedia, Source: imgur
9

Humans have too many bony protrusions in their jaws, so they use metal rods to align them.

Humans have too many bony protrusions in their jaws so they use metal rods to align themImage: wikipedia, Source: 9gag
8

For entertainment, they slide down jagged terrain at subzero temperatures.

For entertainment, they slide down jagged terrain at subzero temperaturesImage: pixabay, Source: reddit
7

Humans kill their prey and wear their skins to show status.

Humans kill their prey and wear their skins to show statusImage: wikipedia, Source: 9gag
6

They enjoy watching other humans die.

They enjoy watching other humans dieImage: wikipedia, Source: 9gag
5

Their bodies have a highly developed cooling system that allows them to stalk their prey to exhaustion.

Their bodies have a highly developed cooling system that allows them to stalk their prey to exhaustionImage: wikipedia, Source: imgur
4

Humans drink the most potent solvent on their planet in large quantities.

Humans drink the most potent solvent on their planet in large quantitiesImage: pixabay, Source: imgur
3

They have redundant organs.

They have redundant organsImage: wikipedia, Source: reddit
2

Humans will, for the most part, eat anything, and if it doesn’t taste good, they will use highly toxic substances to add flavor.

Humans will for the most part eat anything and if it doesn’t taste good they will use highly toxic substances to add flavorImage: wikipedia, Source: imgur
1

Humans bites can be extremely infectious and even fatal.

Humans bites can be extremely infectious and even fatalImage: wikipedia, Source: 9gag


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