25 Pickup Lines You Should Never Say If You Want To Score

Pick up lines form the base of dating ridicule. While some lines are as smooth as peanut butter, others have issues…major issues. If you’re trying to pick someone up, we recommend you stay away from these horrible pick-up lines. Bordering or completely passing the line of strange, awkward, and downright creepy, here are 25 Pickup Lines You Should Never Say If You Want To Score.

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"Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out."

YoungCoupleEmbracingSource: All_the_Candy via Reddit, Image: Wikipedia

Better to have a night in.

24

[Gesturing to your shirt] "Excuse me, do you know what material this is? I'm pretty sure it's boy/girlfriend material.

kid cudi pointingSource: Today Health, Image: Wikipedia

Bordering on the line of cocky and confident – what are you thinking?

23

"If you could be any enzyme, what would you be? I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes."

DNA_replicationSource: SuperBrava via Reddit, Image: Wikipedia

A science geek’s worst pick up line…ever.

22

"Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids."

Los_Angeles,_California._Scene_in_an_orphanage_for_children_of_Japanese_ancestry_prior_to_evacuationSource: FizzyFace via Reddit, Image: Wikimedia

WOAH. Just woah.

21

"I may not be the prettiest girl/most handsome guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

speed dating lineSource: Uncyclopedia, Image: Linh Do via Flickr

Sounds a bit desperate.



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